God: Year 1,000,000,001 -tribute to the funnyman Squidrabies by flipynif1 9-15-05

*Yawn* Oh yeah, that 1,000,000,000 year long nap felt nice. How is everything below? They stopped serving Crayfish at Brennan's in New Orleans....by the way, can I come out of my timeout now? They.....stopped...serving...crayfish? BLASPHEMY!! I'll show THEM!! OK dad, now about my timeout? *glub* There seem to be a lot of crayfish down here. *glub* *glub* Word *glub*

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I dumb :D

Whoah. My shit was the top four. Then someone came along and sank them all halfway down the list.
Fucking Satanists.

Inside Mandingo Joke

'Because as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug.'

by matclarke, 8-11-05

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God: Year One by squidrabies 9-17-05

Let's see... I'll move the volcano over here.. Aah! We're all gonna die! Noo, I'm on fire! Why me, God?! Hahaha! A few of us survived God's wrath! Praise the Lord! This game is stupid. There's no way to win. Let's build a giant church with the bones of our children! Hooray!

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Someone loooooooves Wil Wheaton! Who's Alan?? Come on, speak up so we can make fun of you. Also, thanks for bringing my comics to Wil Wheaton's attention. I'm going to be famous now! Today Wil Wheaton, tomorrow the world!

p.s. No, I don't search for myself on Google because I'm an egomaniac. I mostly do it because I'm paranoid. Mostly.

God: Year One by mandingo 9-18-05

let us give thanks to God for a good harvest i need to teach this species some individuality let us give thanks to God for the half that survived oh, for my sake

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what if nigger meant kite

how ironic. LeVar Burton loves my what if nigger series

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what if nigger meant kite

This series just keeps getting better!

I would add you to my faves, squid, but you're already there.

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This is a great idea, good call Squidrabies.

God: Year 1 by njnp40 9-19-05

What are you doing? Heh...I'm putting the Jews right next to Palestine...This is gonna be fucking hillarious.

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Have cynics ever been wrong?

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Whoah. My shit was the top four. Then someone came along and sank them all halfway down the list.
Fucking Satanists.

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HC, that was funny as shit! Okay, funnier than shit. I wish I had written it.

I love this series.

Simple enough. And true too.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-21-05

I don't like fairies. Aww. Thousands of years later... Wait, they thought I meant what? They say it's written in the Bible. It's in the what?

Brilliant. Loved it all.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Genius!

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God: Year One, The Prequel by mandingo 9-22-05

okay, when i create this fucker, you go hard left then fake right and go straight for hell. i'll playaction left then swing back right and haul ass to heaven. LET'S DO THIS SHIT! Ready? BREAK!!

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what if nigger meant kite

You did write it. Then you implanted it in my brain using your super-psychic powers so I would put it in comic form and no one would become jealous of your genius and try to kill you because of it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

God: Year One by HCRoyall 9-22-05

Look, Ganesh. I know we're best buds... ...and I know I said you could stay here until you could create your own place, and I know I said you could have some of my people worship you to help you get back on your feet... ... but what's with this "cows are sacred" shit?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

God: Year One by squidrabies 9-23-05

You gave me free will so now I can sin and go to Hell? Yep. I don't want it then. Too bad. You're cruel. Oops, that's sin number one. Try not to be in Hell by the time I get back from lunch.

Okay, at this point I think I'm going to change the name so that I can make fun of later Bible shenanigans and bring Jesus in. Haven't thought up a title yet.

Okay, but pleeeeeeeeaaase keep God: Year One ongoing too. It's gold. Pure gold.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

By far the coolest series to date.

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I'll probably just switch back and forth between "God: Year One" and "God: Millenium One" so I can have Jesus and Moses and Zeppo and Buddha.

God: Millenium One by squidrabies 9-23-05

Hiya Moses. I'm gonna need you to talk to the Pharoah and get him to release the Israelites. What if he says no? I'll turn the river into blood. Can you really do that? Dang it, I just did. Tell him if he won't release your people, there will also be a plague of frogs. Dang it. Okay, tell him I did the blood and frogs and something really bad will happen next. Dude. I'm not going down there now. Everything's covered in dogshit.