I love blt's comcis. Wait...wait...I don't. At least they're not like

"OMG IM LIEK TOTALYL NAILIN MY HEAD CUZ UR A FAGGUT!!!11!!11"

The best thing about blt is the info page cuz of the rating comments.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Agreed. ^_^

1. That doesn't make much sense.

2. So you admit you're a mistake?

3. While amounting to a stripcreator member with the level of humor of a rock is "something", it's not the best thing to toss in someone else's face.

4. I'm a successful company rep at a young age. I'm married to a beautiful woman. I have an awesome one year old son. I own my own house. I've engaged in sexual acts with at least three members of stripcreator.com. "You're not", doesn't apply.

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4. I'm a successful company rep at a young age. I'm married to a beautiful woman. I have an awesome one year old son. I own my own house. I've engaged in sexual acts with at least three members of stripcreator.com. "You're not", doesn't apply.

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Yeah baby. Twas also a joke, so kudos on that buttery grip of reality you have there.

If that's the case why the fuck would I give a shit about..

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And since we're getting auto-biography like here. I never had the chance to go to college as I was thrust into helping my sister-in-law cope with a miscarriage as I assisted her with her children while her husband, my brother, worked. Anything beyond high school I'm self-taught in and have no piece of paper to show for it like others. And yet I'm still living a life more successful than others striving for such things. I have no criminal record either, though that's mainly due to me having the intellect to not be dumb enough to get myself caught. I have friends as well.

Does anything just blurted out in our personal lives have anything to do with the missing funny here? Nope.

I didn't bum ditch. YOU said YOU were BETTER than ME.

Most of us do sweetie. YOU try getting to a decent level of living with no college in these parts.

And how.

I'm so glad to hear you're into abstinence.

Here's the thing though. All this started because you're a loudmouth that can't take proper criticism. Try looking at stripcreator less like...

...and more like...

Judge me! by Chuckaduck 8-11-05

Judge me! JUDGE ME!! Tell I'm great! Tell me I suck! Tell me, tell me, tell me! I refrain from rating any of these. They weren't great but weren't awful. OH YEAH!! I'M FUCKING MYSELF!! I'M FUCKING MYSELF!! I'M FUCKING MYSELF!!

Might help. ^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

hun, ive been getting criticism since the day i was born. I can most certaintly handle it. Im just a wee bit moody lately.that is all geez.

and my comics suck, i know that, and i really dont care. i only do them cause im born and some of them are inside jokes between me and some friends and i just do them and show them and post them in the forums cause i feel like it..okay.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Hey chickadee, fine by me. My first, oh, five hundred strips or so suck ass. But likewise that's mainly due to me making them about me and my friends, total inside joke stuff.

It's when I stopped doing all that I started getting stripcreator's brand of "funny".

Really, I'm routing for ya blt. What doesn't kill you and all that jazz.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

yeah, as one of my so-called friends so kindly told me today. i have bad humor. she was prolly saying that cause she find out i kinda called her a slut, which is totally true.

so, yeah, me and humor dont mix apparently. i dont care. im a newbie at making comics or even being funny. im more of a serious kind of gal anyways. just trying to keep busy now that school is back in session.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

If I ever met you, I would punch you in your face. I would kick you in your nose, watch the blood and snot run down your face, guide it into your mouth and laugh while you choke to death on blood and snot. I would rape you just so you would be raped. I would get you pregnant just to kick you in the stomache. I would spend years getting you to love me, marry you, wait a few more years, then invite your mother over and rape her in front of you while my friends rape our kids.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wow. That actually disgusted me a little.

Oh well, back to the nine year old.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I laughed so hard at that

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Silly Virgin.

You Know You Suck When...

...you label yourself a food you despise... Bacon is gross!

by HCRoyall, 9-20-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

From The Ethical Slut...

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In most of the world, "slut" is a highly offensive term, used to describe a woman whose sexuality is voracious, indiscrimiate and shameful. It's interesting to note that the analogous word "stud," used to describe a highly sexual man, is often a term of approval and envy. If you ask about a man's morals, you will probably hear about his honesty, loyalty, integrity and high principles. When you ask about a woman's morals, you are likely to hear about who she fucks and under what conditions. We have a problem with this.

So we are proud to reclaim the word "slut" as a term of approval, even endearment. To us, a slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you. A slut may choose to have sex with herself only, or with the Fifth Fleet. He may be heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual, a radical activist or a peaceful suburbanite.

As proud sluts, we believe that sex and sexual love are fundamental forces for good.

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Public Service Announcement by HCRoyall 9-20-05

Just a heads up to new members at Stripcreator... Attitude is everything, you know. If someone says your comics suck, it's not because we're mean, it's because they really suck. If you produce anything decent, we'll let you know. Take criticism as criticism of your work and not as insults. If you don't follow this advice, you deserve what's coming to you. So in summary: If you come here and act like a cunt, you're going to get fucked.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

New Slogan: We fuck cunts?

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Sounds good to me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Nuts! by bltsandwich17 9-20-05

mmm nuts. What are you looking at?...Stop looking at me like that. mmm nuts. ahhhh mmm nuts.

flame away

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

uh, maybe try some jokes or something. That made sense but I see that same joke in different ways a lot.

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I dumb :D

Well it's happened. Blt has entered the last stage of n00biedom. I've seen it before. She's realised she can't win so she makes intentionally bad comics to make it seem as though she doesn't care, when she's really sucking her thumb and crying her eyes out. Or something like that.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

A squrril being interested in and eating nuts. Check.

A male with testicles (assumingly). Check.

Implying the furry critter has a hankerin' for the human male's sperm sacks by use of the testicle nickname "nuts". Check.

I think we've all done at least one of those.

Anyone that doesn't make a nutting joke is nuts. Nuts to them, their nuts.

Can I nut on you?

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only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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That's the sexiest thing you've ever said.

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only in due time will i make good comics and when it occurs, it will blow you away.

When people say I can't do something, I come back with a vengence and do it 10X better than what i would ahve done otherwise. So, keep your shorts on boys. blt will be hitting you hard in time.

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Everyone seems to be obsessed with you

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I dumb :D

awww..maybe its love ;)

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"