Externalization rules! Nothing more to be said.

DON`T call me "Tiny." by Externalization 11-04-05

One of my men has been admitted here. I`ve come to visit him. You must mean McCoy. Split personality. Thinks he`s Spock. Third door on the left. Poor fellow. I hear he`s fruity as a nutcake. Oh, wait... You must want Mr. Sulu. Second door on the right.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Bad Captain 1 by biped 11-10-05

Hello, Poke Salad Annie? Gator gotcher granny. This is not a "toy", Captain.

Bad Captain 2 by biped 11-10-05

(Stupid Spock...) Hello, Scotty? Are your warp engines running? They are? Well, you'd better go catch them before they get away! He's dead, Jim.

Bad Captain 3 by biped 11-10-05

Hello, is this the "White" house? It is? May I speak to the President, please? Hello?

Bad Captain 4 by biped 11-10-05

Is Mike there? Last name...Hunt? Are you still at it? Shut up, Spock! I'm finally having some fun for a change! This is the 23th century, Captain. No one is going to fall for that old joke. MIKE HUNT! HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT!

Bad Captain 5 by biped 11-10-05

Captain, I reported your behavior to Starfleet. They've revoked your communicator privileges. No!!! NOOOOOOO!!! Just for that, I'm setting the ship for SELF-DESTRUCT!!! You -- you can't be serious -- COMPUTER!!! DESTRUCT CODE ZERO -- ZERO -- ZERO -- DESTRUCT -- ZERO!!! You'll need two other bridge officers to confirm, Captain. Fine. What's that little geek's name with the Beatle haircut? "Jerkoff"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, you are brilliance wrapped in magnificence and deep fried in funny.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...with humour bits sprinkled on top.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Thank you, your comments helped to ease the horror of my existence.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.