Yeah, a poopmaster would know all about spiderman fucking spiderman in the ass.

I lose at the internet.

What's even more bizarre is that this other of mine got a higher rating, even if only by a half a star.

What the fuck?

I made this Bush Bluegrass Breakdown.

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I like it.

I'll see your breakdown and raise you a devil's horns

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And now on the other 180 degrees of the spectrum...

It'll make any virgin give birth.

Seriously Hardcore Action

It is a good thing.

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I should be shot.

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So, the "Peanut Butter Pussy" one made it onto the "Up and Coming YTMND" list where in the span of about 30 minutes it was viewed almost 600 times and accumulated about 30 votes.

After this experience, I think most people on that site have a mental disability that hinders their ability to see anything other than the 1 star or the 5 star button, because that's pretty much what each vote either added to or subtracted from the average.

I agree. The least interesting thing I did got the most stars. I think a static jpg of Sean Connery with a wav of Darth Vader going "noooooooooooo" would get five stars.

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Nooooooooooo!

And yet somehow I feel compelled to make more when I have the time. It's like I'll come up with a really stupid audio/visual pun that would make people want to strangle me and try to figure out a way to do it that wouldn't take longer than 5 minutes.

What you say about the sean connery+darth vader thing is probably true. You should do it. I double-dog dare you.

Most of my stuff gets one star right out of the gate (and comments such as "LOOZER." I have someone named PersonaAuGratin for bumping up some of my ytmnd's to a more respectable rating.

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I am PersonaAuGratin.

I didn't 5 star them all, but the ones that I thought were hilarious surely deserved it. I don't know why you never posted the first anal exam page, I thought it was a lot funnier.

The Dick Van Dyke one? Cool!

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It was the weirdest thing. I woke up early on the morning of June 4, 2005 and looked out my bedroom window. The large amount of snow was startling so I took a picture. I didn't notice until now that Colonel Klink was peering into my bedroom at the same time. Oh well, if I had a dollar for every fictional Nazi that saw me naked...

Funny though. The Paris Hilton one gives me nightmares.

That's actual red-carpet video footage, too!

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http://ilovehaley.ytmnsfw.com/

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST YTMND I EVER HEARD!

it is a full on song, that as you listen to it, you will realize it has incorporated elements specific to YTMND. I won't spoil it, but it kicks so much ass, that ass called and said it wanted this song to stop kicking its ass.

Meh.

dude, he WROTE AND PUBLISHED A SONG FOR THAT!

meh.

Yes, he did. The amount of effort might be impressive, but the concept really does nothing for me.

At least it works without being in on all the no-doubt hilarious ytmnd running jokes.

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I only wish I could take credit for this one. You're the dog now, Norwegian!

Fascinating Boobies
Best birthday ever!

These actually got some decent scores.

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