you're going on the christmas list

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what if nigger meant kite

you're going on the christmas list

I want the little toy Sleep Train they have on all the mattress commercials. Then I'd tie a barbie to the tracks or something and act out horrible fantasies.
"You're gonna have a better nights sleep, all right.... IN HELL!!!! (Meniacal laughter)"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You're off the Christmas list.

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8===D

Judging shall commence soon, so last chance to enter!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Piss.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Judging time!

Kudos to all who entered

but the winner has to be Mandingo with this glorious entry

Now get started on the next contest!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The bastard just can't get enough of the rear-view stick man. Kudos indeed. Eat granola til you DIE.

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8===D

wow, this is so unexpected, i almost didn't write a speech.

ahem

thank you The_young_welsh, and thank you Tom Arnold. your constant words of encouragement and never-quit attitude got me through more than one mescaline-induced suicide attempt.

also, mom, dad, my lord and savior Jesus Christ, i'd just like to say... FUCK YOU IN THE POOP CHUTE! none of you are worthy enough to even scrum Tom Arnold's reticulated hump nut.

terrorism against Tom Arnold will not stand. god bless the The Best Damn Sports Show Period, True Lies, and his many exes.

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