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"Oi firmly believe in smashing two bricks togevah!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm not buying it.

You obviously don't have a clue what you're talking about.

[hr]I would have to say instead:

"I have the power to bring back life to dead tissue!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I question the credibility of said 'turd' and therefore your entire argument. Ergo, your point is rendered moot by the stunning lack of credible evidence. Your methods are inpromtu and ephemeral, and henceforth cannot be considered as astute or correct by any means of the hominid cranial system. Bitch.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Indubitably, my good man, I do agree whole heartedly that you have derived an infallible conclusion to wit, that there cannot be any denial.

So to further the argument, I must add;

The above post is an invalid argument because it did not contain people with the genetic condition known as dwarfism.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

He's holding a soft drink, and therefore a turd. Since we have well established that turds have no credibility, our negro friend falls into the void of mooted points.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Macintosh is better than PC!

(not really, I just feel like arguing on the internet about something pointless)

Of course it's better than PC.

But cats are much better pets than wildebeests. Anyone who thinks different is a communist.

Communists ARE wildebeasts. I think that's always been clear.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

VALID:
All widebeests are Communists.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

INVALID:
All Communists are widebeests.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

Fallacy of the undistributed middle.

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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VALID:
All widebeests are Communists.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

INVALID:
All Communists are widebeests.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

Fallacy of the undistributed middle.

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quote:

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I'm sorry, but that was not posted in 10-point Helvetica script. AUTOMATIC FORFEIT!

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but you have to admit, that Sony PS2 is better than Sony PS1!

Though it could be said the later PS1 consoles are more compact than the PS2, therefore more ideal for space conservation.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

but 2 is a higher number than 1!

But 2 is not a winner.

Nothing beats being number 1.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

But One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!

2 can be as bad as 1

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

My lucky number's one.

(eee-ooo-eee-ooo)

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I has a flavor!

A has sadness x, where A = "no" and x is greater than or equal to the sadness of any experience you will ever know.

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What others say about boorite!

The card game "Uno" sucks

for time values, t, such that:

since you went away <= t <= present

B != C

where:

B = it

and

C = good

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what if nigger meant kite

20: Goto 10

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

WHILE location = Reno DO
    Ignore mom
    Shoot a man
    Watch him die

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what if nigger meant kite

for ($x = 0; $x < 19; $x++) {
said ("na");
}

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What others say about boorite!