Okay... time to club this cute little baby seal of a contest to death... *blink blink* Uh, yeah...
I would do all the honourable mentions, but I am too slack to comment on all of them, and anyone who doesn't get a mention tends to feel a bit slighted. As such, I'll just do a few placings.
Runner up: Fuzzyman, Hannah the Hooker. This one really made me laugh.
Third place: Attitudechicka, Just Another Day. I am so familiar with this one, it's depressing.
Second place: Kaufman, Paradox. You silly little intellectual, you.
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First place: ObiJo, David Caruso's Telephone. Brilliant. :)
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