I vote for kaufman.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You misspelled "fuzzyman." It's F U Z Z Y M A N, not K A U F M A N.

Geez.

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*laugh* Some great entries so far. :)

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Yes, I used the word "engage". The last CC hasn't washed off yet.

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This one hurts, but it's probably happening somewhere:

A day in the life of grocery clerk Alan J. Qaeda by kaufman 10-10-01

2:54 AM Hello? FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! 3:11 AM Hello. UP YOURS, BABY KILLER! 3:23 AM, etc. Hello? I HOPE YOUR DICK FALLS OFF, YOU SCUMSUCKING TERRORIST A-RAB!

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Is it wrong of me to think that's funny?

Probably, but, eh.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Hmmmm... I really buggered up the transparency on that phone, didn't I?

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and now mine....

CC71: A Day in the Life of a Phish Concertgoer by lemur68 10-11-01

8pm noodlenoodlenoodle noodle groove noodle noodlenoodle noodle groove 12am noodle groovegroove noodlenoodle noodle noodle groove noodle 4am whoa man, that first song was right on. Thank you!

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

CC71: A day in the life of the self-employed by lara7 10-11-01

11:30am Wow, the Moist Towlette Online Museum! 4:30pm I'd do Oprah. As long as she didn't make me read any of those depressing books. 10 pm Man, it's good to be home. Work sucked today. I hate second shift. Think I'll go soak in the tub. Wanna join me? A bath? I can't believe you'd suggest wasting my time with such frivolity.

and if you wanted to know, the MTM is at:
http://members.tripod.com/~jsfrench/

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

yes, i missed class again today... though this time it was because three people in a row jumped into the only shower in our house, class starts in two minutes, and i smell like a filthy frenchman.
god i hate being 1/2 french.

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CC71 - A day in the life of a Venusian at work by andydougan 10-11-01

The day begins Okay. First matter on the agenda this morning...the digging of the new nitrogen wells in the Ishtar Terra region... Three Earth months later ...which...gasp...brings me to today's two hundred and sixteen billion, four hundred and twenty-two million, thirty-seven thousand, four hundred and fifty-ninth item... Three more Earth months later Woohoo! Quittin' time! See you tomorrow, Zog! I hate this fucking planet.

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Is it wrong of me to think that's funny?

Probably, but, eh.

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I'm not entirely certain this fits the rules, but if you're feeling lax, consider it an entry.

A day in the death by andydougan 10-11-01

Judgment Day, midnight Welcome to purgatory! If you'll just take a seat, I'll be with you once I've dealt with these other lost souls. Judgment Day, noon Sorry about the delay. Now, let's see...playing the biscuit game...making jokes about terrorism...oh dear, oh dear... Eternity And now, yet another screening of "Proof of Life"!

It's a default life by BigEvilDan 10-11-01

Morning Noon Night

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CC 71: A day in the life of a comic strip idea... by BigEvilDan 10-11-01

Morning So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Afternoon So I says, "All your base are belong to us!" What you say?! Ha ha ha ha! Evening Yet another punchline falls into our evil grasp!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Okay... time to club this cute little baby seal of a contest to death... *blink blink* Uh, yeah...

I would do all the honourable mentions, but I am too slack to comment on all of them, and anyone who doesn't get a mention tends to feel a bit slighted. As such, I'll just do a few placings.

Runner up: Fuzzyman, Hannah the Hooker. This one really made me laugh.

Third place: Attitudechicka, Just Another Day. I am so familiar with this one, it's depressing.

Second place: Kaufman, Paradox. You silly little intellectual, you.

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First place: ObiJo, David Caruso's Telephone. Brilliant. :)

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what!! but i should of one!ill nevar forget this,ill hunt down youre children in there dreems and killthem wiht my gun! you will nevar kno peice!!

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Cool, thanks DexX. I have a kickass idea for a contest. Let's see if it comes to fruition. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ok, my first idea is not gonna happen. (Something about it violating international treaty.)

So I'll try to think of something good and post it tomorrow.

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Ok, my first idea is not gonna happen. (Something about it violating international treaty.)

So I'll try to think of something good and post it tomorrow.

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Yes, I know the contest is over, but I just couldn't help myself. Somewhat inspired by Lara's entry.

A Day In the Life of Ruprict vol 1. no 10. by NastyPope 10-11-01

I am on my way down to the magazine/comic shop. I heard that Starlog was doing a decontamination gel wrestling match between Seven of Nine of Voyager & T'pol of the first Enterprise. As I understand it. That will be the first issue to sample a free 'Moist Towelette'

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

and here's my first EVER official late CC entry:

C.C. LXXI: The Life (in a day) of Habnem. by habnem 10-12-01

11 am. Spank, spank, spank, all day long. Spank, spank, spank while I sing this song. 5 pm. Gonna polish my helmet, gonna make it shine... 2 am. Gonna clean off my semen with four-o-nine.

(i lost my phone connection for a day, and then i was busy throwing a monkey wrench into the comic cup...)

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Runner up: Fuzzyman, Hannah the Hooker. This one really made me laugh.

First place: ObiJo, David Caruso's Telephone. Brilliant. :)

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