Except the part about the accident.

Cheney doesn't make mistakes. Just consider being vice president to George W Bush, the War on Terror, and everything else, for examples of a plan with no failures.

TRUE DAT!

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Dick Cheney eats the bottom halves of orphaned children, leaving their torsos atop a mound of entrails. These grisly totems can be found directly outside of and in the hallway to his office.

Dick Cheney once summoned Cthulu into this plane of existence. However, Cthulu was quickly vanquished by Dick Cheney's appearence on CNN, where he reportedly said, "I never summoned Cthulu into this plane of existence, and's it very unamerican of you to say otherwise."

Dick Cheney once joined a comic making website under the name bltsandwich17. Photos of his breasts can still be seen today.

Dick Cheney later rejoined the same site under the name luminous_luciano. However, he was not aware of it. This is because he was under the demonic influence of his adam's apple, "Neck Lump."

Dick Cheney is really Peter McFaddenbrook. He just ripped off the flesh and skin of Dick Cheney and is currently wearing them as a suit.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Dick Cheney knows the aliens' only weakness but isn't telling until he gets exclusive rights to Elian Gonzales.

Dick Cheney is the law in Undisclosed Location.

A devil haunts Dick Cheney in the likeness of Aunt Jemima.

Dick Cheney is the uncredited producer of "Superfreak" by the late Rick James.

Only Dick Cheney knows why the late Rick James had to die.

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What others say about boorite!

Dick Cheney is a man of wealth and taste

Dick Cheney has been around for a long, long year

Dick Cheney Stole many a man’s soul and faith

Dick Cheney was around when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain

Dick Cheney Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Dick Cheney stuck around st. petersburg
When he saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

Dick Cheney rode a tank

Dick Cheney Held a general’s rank

The Rolling Stones once wrote a song about Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney is knkx.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Dick Cheney is reading this thread right now, while shredding our personal documents.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Dick Cheney frequently travels to "Gitmo" to personally "skull" suspected terrorists.

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What others say about boorite!

Dick Cheney knows all the words to the songs of "Rent".

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Dick Cheney likes to draw Mohammed cartoons and put them on his website.
Dick Cheney's plans to become president involved a pretzel and a segway but they failed and he managed to make it look like accidents.
Dick Cheney's personal computer weighs two tons mainly because it's powered by 45 Chinese children in a giant treadmill.
Henry Kissinger is afraid to be left alone with Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney is kept away from mirrors by his staff to protect him from his own vision.
Dick Cheney knows the first 53 digits of pi - personally.
Dick Cheney once shot Janet Reno just to see her die.
Dick Cheney's mother is the babushka woman.
After having written the Magna Carta, Dick Cheney sought greener pastures and coerced Jefferson to write the Declaration of Independence.

Dick Cheney's written songs under the name of Feargal Sharkey

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