Okay, judging time!
bigfrank has the right to start the next comic contest, thanks to this.
[Click to view comic: 'Mannequin Profiling']
However, any comic contests he does start may be used against him in a court of law.
The following suspects have been found guilty of honourary mentions:
Biped for "Squirt Squad"
Redfeather for "Scofflaw VI"
Tterb for "CrimeScene 10. Good Cop, Shitty Cop."
Now I'm off for a doughnut.