Presenting: The Bobby Trilogy

CC319 - Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do? by DaveMonkey 4-24-06

Look at what we have here... Yes indeed... This is quite clearly a crime and a half... ...And yet we haven't got the faintest idea where to begin... Want to pin it on a black guy? Case closed!

CC 319 - I fought the law and the law won... by DaveMonkey 4-24-06

Well this is so horrific, I don't even know where to begin... Absolutely! I mean, look at the quality of the chalk outline... Fucking disgraceful!

CC319 - Breaking the law, breaking the law... by DaveMonkey 4-24-06

Well, after months of investigating it looks like we're getting closer to finding out who did it. Outstanding! Turns out we did it. Score!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

CrimeScene. by Tterb 5-05-05

This has to be the worst crime scene I have seen in a long time. Yea, but it was pretty creative how the murder wrote redrum with the victim's blood. Yea, I didn't notice that. It is pretty cool looking isn't it.

CrimeScene 10. Good Cop, Shitty Cop. by Tterb 2-04-06

No fingerprints, No clues.... Not one thing to.... Zoinks, look here pigs this is our mystery. Jinkies!

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horray for life. boo.

RCL no. 1053 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-24-06

You Yanks have no idea how to protect your borders; nothing a little spritzing of sulfuric acid on a few illegals won't cure! Oh, look! Here comes a bunch of non-resident, law-breaking invaders as we speak... Ready, Cappy? Better stand back, Bobby... This crap tends too eat right through your skin if you get too close!

robocop for white trash.

Mecha-cop by AngryAmerican 4-25-06

OK Mecha-cop. Scenario one. A man who has just robbed a bank is holding a gun to one of the tellers head and demanding a getaway car. What do you do? BLOW HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF WITH A PRECISELY AIMED SHOT FROM MY .60 SIDEARM. Well, maybe you should attempt to negotiate with him first. Remember, deadly force is always a last resort. I AM A PERFECTLY ENGINEERED KILLING MACHINE. I NEGOTIATE WITH NOTHING MADE OF WEAK FLESH. I WOULD SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD THEN SAY SOMETHING CLEVER LIKE "I WARNED HIM NOT TO LOSE HIS HEAD." I think this thing's programmed for Detroit, guys. Can we recode it for something other than "warzone" and get some donuts? YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO DROP THE PASTRY. NINE. EIGHT....

Mech-cop by AngryAmerican 4-25-06

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT PERMIT. DROP THE COOKIES, TAKE THREE PACES BACKWARD AND GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR FACE DOWN. You're funny, Mr. Robot. ON THE GROUND NOW SCUMBAG OR I WILL SPRAY THE PAVEMENT WITH YOUR BRAINS THEN DROP A MOP ON YOUR CORPSE AND SAY "COLLECT YOUR THOUGHTS WITH THIS" What the fuck? Who the hell programmed this thing? Arnold Swartzanegger? 'Field test 2. Complete and utter failure.' Christ. Let's get him back to the lab then grab some danish. You coming Detective Ho?

mech-cop by AngryAmerican 4-25-06

THEN I WOULD BEAT HIM SAVAGELY AND MERCILESSLY WITH MY BATON AND SAY... Wait, wait, wait. Why is it you always have to say some sort of catch phrase after you apprehend or kill a perp? I DO NOT KNOW. IT IS IN MY PROGRAMMING. Huh. Well, we'll get to the bottom of this. (sigh) All right, what were you going to say? YOU ARE MY RED HEADED STEP CHILD, BITCH. Nice one. Let's grab some crullers.

opps, forgot a background on that last one. pretend its in your local starbucks or sumthin

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1057 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-25-06

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... [tick, tick, tick, tick] Sir, we had a report of a BOMB here... [tick, tick, tick, tick] Sir..? [tick, tick, tick, tick] Sir... You may want to go see a doctor. Sounds like you've got a really bad tic!

Somewhere George Orwell is smiling, or dead. by Humpenstein 4-25-06

He looked inside, at the man and at the pig, sharing drink and company... he looked back and forth until he realized they were one in the same.

iCop Head by BigFrank105 4-25-06

I'm a cop. That gives me authority. Suck my dick, bitch. Dad, take off that costume.

Police Let Me In! by BigFrank105 4-25-06

Sometimes I like to coat myself with chocolate ice cream and roll around on the living room carpet while blasting my old "Oingo Boingo" albums. It's because I'm a cop. Cops can do whatever the fuck they want. It gets me really hot. I can see your boner.

Cop-mance by BigFrank105 4-25-06

o/ Oooh baby I love your waaay! Wanna tell you I love your way! Wanna be with you night and day! o/ Why are you singing Peter Frampton? Because I'm a cop. That gives me authority to do whatever the fuck I want, bitch. If I want to sing sad songs, I'll fucking sing sad songs. Oh. Hold me.

Mannequin Profiling by BigFrank105 4-25-06

Hey there! Black person! You're under arrest! Sir... That's a mannequin. You win this time, nigger.

iCop aFeel by BigFrank105 4-25-06

BITCH! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING LAW! Show me your titties. No.

Groovy! - Pump Friction by edoggydog 4-26-06

"And, I shall strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers..." Groovy! "...and you will know I am the LAW!" Uh... Shouldn't that be "the LORD"? Yes... I was just reminding that heretic, kramer_vs_kramer who's who, and what's what! You might want to keep your eye on that Inkojester fellow. I think he's officially gone off the deep end with his "Bob's zombie diary" cartoon!

Okay, judging time!

bigfrank has the right to start the next comic contest, thanks to this.

Mannequin Profiling by BigFrank105 4-25-06

Hey there! Black person! You're under arrest! Sir... That's a mannequin. You win this time, nigger.

However, any comic contests he does start may be used against him in a court of law.

The following suspects have been found guilty of honourary mentions:

Biped for "Squirt Squad"
Redfeather for "Scofflaw VI"
Tterb for "CrimeScene 10. Good Cop, Shitty Cop."

Now I'm off for a doughnut.

way 2 go big farnk

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Holy shit holy shit holy shit... I finally won. After all my years in the dark, I finally won one again. Thank you so much k_v_k. I'll get one started as soon as I can!