While you were doing that, I videotaped your sister getting gangbanged in the backyard by stray dogs.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't have a sister

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You do now.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[insert YOUR life here]

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I get paid a nice chunk of change to work on classic cars and I'm getting married to a girl who can put her feet behind her head. While standing.

How about you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.