I've read a few of these threads and here's how they go:

noob: [posts some lame-ass comic]
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision

See a pattern here?

If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault. I don't know why you like to keep encouragin them. Do you enjoy going back and forth with people who have the IQ of salad? Y'all must, because y'all keep doing it.

I have no sympathy for anyone annoyed by these people. If you stick your head into a thread and get shit in your hair, don't blame the noobs if you have to shampoo extra thorougly more than once.

This has been said many times before in four (and a half) little words: "Don't feed the trolls." Pay attention, people.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

But that would make sense.

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If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault.

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If you're being annoyed by noobs, it's clearly your own fault.

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Hey, maybe IT'S YOUR FAULT SHUT UP! I HATE YOU!!! *runs off crying*

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If sebra hadn't started that thread, I'd only have 34 posts.

noob

I'm a Noob Saibot! HAH!!!

noob: [posts some lame-ass comment]
reg(s): responds with warranted yet pointless derision
noob: responds with (usually nonsensical) counter-derision

[posts some lame-ass comment]

responds with warranted yet pointless derision

ouch :(

responds with warranted yet pointless derision

interjects with equally warranted yet pointless derision.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Acknowledges pointless derision.

You obviously haven't seen sebra's thread yet. He's found an ingenious loop-hole where instead of waiting for a reg to respond with derision, he responds to himself over... and over... again.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=215874

Out of that 45 page thread of wasted bandwidth, perhaps 10% of it is from someone other than sebra.

The noobs are evolving, you see. They're getting smarter... like the raptors in Jurassic Park. They're always finding new ways to piss us off. So instead of saying "don't feed the trolls" who in fact are feeding their own stupidity most of the time, we actually BAN them?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

But that would make sense.

Sebra'd be back. There are 138 more, you know.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

IP ban.

I've enjoyed my discussions with sebra. We explore such issues as who wuld win a fihgt wolvarien or an armey tank

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What others say about boorite!

I think sebra is pretty funny in his own way. He also keeps it all to his thread for the most part, which make it very easy to avoid if it bothers you. For those of us that go to view to see what the lil bastard says next, keep looking towards the sky.

stfu n00b lol

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What others say about boorite!

That made me giggle.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

You obviously haven't seen sebra's thread yet. He's found an ingenious loop-hole where instead of waiting for a reg to respond with derision, he responds to himself over... and over... again.

He can do that until the thread eats up more disk space than Hari_Nezumi's porn collection, and it still wouldn't bother you if you JUST DON'T READ IT. I looked in the thread once, and learned my lesson. What terrorist organization is holding a gun to your head forcing you to read sebra's thread?

People get banned around here, don't they? But I don't think you should ban someone for posting stupid shit in a single thread that can easily be ignored.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

WOLVAREEN WUD WIN IN A FIGHT U N00B HE IS MADE OF ADDAMNTEM!!!!!1

Remember to tune in for next week's exciting debate: The Enterprise vs. the Death Star vs. Star Jones

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I just asked sebra who would win in a fight: Ted Danson or the entire Chinese army. I am eagerly awaiting his answer.