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LuckyGuess
hm

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Take me to your anus.

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11-13-06 7:47pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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"Advice on how to get pregnant"

Fuck.


Don't forget "without using any method of birth control." Or, in the case of a married couple I know, "fuck."

They have three kids now. All from birth control failures. Their Catholic family was ecstatic and said something about God's will.

11-13-06 10:53pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Preferably whilst watching a porn film featuring pirates.

Eric, for the last time, those Johnny Depp movies aren't porn.

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11-13-06 10:58pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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Are you sure? As I recall from the most recent one, the last we saw of Johnny Depp, he was charging headlong into a big, toothy vagina, right?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

11-14-06 1:26am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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The big toothy vagina is reminiscent of ancient Greek myths, where the monsters were symbolic vaginas, emulating the fear that men had of the female sex.

God damn, I really fucking hated that class...

11-14-06 10:08am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I'll bet you had to read stuff like this:

Near the close of this century, Roland Emmerich's Independence Day (1996) may appear to be a politically correct, action-packed thriller, but it really reflects the Christian Right's anxiety regarding female sexuality and women's desire to control their own destinies through financial independence, birth control, and abortion. On the surface, Independence Day seems to present strong women in either powerful positions or saving the world. However, structural and semiotic analysis of the archetypal female sexual images and anti-feminist subtextual messages reveals that the film reinforces patriarchal myths concerning women's power and sexuality.

In her debut, the aliens' mother ship gives birth to smaller ships that resemble huge vagina dentata hovering above all of the world's major cities. Washington D.C.'s huge phallic structures, shot from an extremely low angle, appear erect and ready to rape the huge vaginal spacecraft. However, the symbolic rape cannot occur with the smaller phallic weapons. In fact, the viewer sees the daughters of the mother ship destroy these phallic monuments (fig. 9). As a matter of fact, many audiences have cheered when the White House explodes (fig. 10), which is obviously a critical message to both of the Democratic presidents--Clinton and the film's President Whitmore. In the end, the men of Earth conquer the aliens when phallic nuclear weapons symbolically rape the daughter-ships' vagina dentatas only after disarming their diaphragm force-fields.

--Independence Day: Reinforcing Patriarchal Myths about Gender and Power. By: Hobby, Teresa Santerre, Journal of Popular Culture, 00223840, Fall2000, Vol. 34, Issue 2

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11-14-06 10:25am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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They forgot the part where it was a shitty movie.

11-14-06 10:27am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yeah, that's what I hate about academic papers. You can't use the word "stupid."

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11-14-06 10:34am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I'll bet Roger Ebert feels silly for not noticing all that stuff.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

11-15-06 7:59am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I'll bet Roger Ebert feels erect and ready to rape the huge vaginal spacecraft.

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11-15-06 11:35am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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And get it pregnant and make cartoons about it.

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11-15-06 12:12pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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If wanting to fuck the ever loving shit out of pregnant chicks is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

11-15-06 12:34pm (new)
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Going2Bdotcom
Stripcreator Newbie

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Thanks for the additional feedback. Some of it will inspire future pregnancy cartoons in this series. A few people I know have announced that they are pregnant recently, so I am hoping to glean some more material from their experiences of being a mother to be. When I have more comics finished I'll write about it at http://going2b.blogspot.com

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Going2B.com is for anyone who is going to be a mother, a father, a big brother or big sister, a grandmother or grandfather etc.

12-03-06 9:45pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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try this site:

www.whofuckingcaresifyourepregnant.com

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Kill Whitey.

12-04-06 10:29am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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AngryAmerican

I care if I'm pregnant.  Since, you know, it would be an impossibility and all...

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I has a flavor!

12-04-06 10:57am (new)
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