If only some people I knew were into RPG's then I'd give em a go.

Also great comics!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I went to a LARP yesterday. It wasn't so much a Live-Action Roleplay as a bunch of people in costumes beating the crap out of each other with homemade nerf weapons. It was awesome.

LARP Day by HCRoyall 12-04-06

Dude, face hits don't count. You have to hit them the chest with that weapon for a kill. If you insist. ::gurgle::

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-06-06

Well, this is certainly interesting. Chris, the random personality trait I rolled for your character is "distrustful of magic". And You're the meat shield in a party with a True Name Wizard.. A Shadow Mage... And a cleric of the Fire God. Keep your spells off me, you damn dirty casters!

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-06-06

"I'll give you a choice, drow," he says. "Leave or die. I'll never accept one of your kind into this organization." I have a better offer. My companions have the clues to find the floating city you're after. Let me join, and I'll lead you right to it. You're selling out your friends? The Guildmaster thinks for a moment, then says "We have a deal." I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The murderous drow has no friends.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Great stuff!  I've been playing a D&D for... oh my... 19 years now and still live for our group's weekly get togethers.  I can relate to your comics well, HCRoyall.  You really capture the hilarity of the rpg experience.

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-21-06

Hunter, you and your horriblye low hit points fall from the dragon's mouth as it dies from Tom's attack, taking 6 falling damage. You die. Deja Vu. At least you went out fighting. I got turned into a puddle of ash and goo when it breathed on me as I was running away.

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-21-06

So you have your new characters ready? Yep. I'm a half-elf Beguiler. I'm a halfling Druid with a dire badger as my animal companion. His name is Mushroom. I hate you so much. Oo! Use your wild shape to turn into a Snake! o/' A Snake! It's a Snake! o/'

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-03-07

Ernie, you find quite a few magic items on this guy, one of which you instantly recognize as a ring of fire resistance. My last character could have used that. Your last character would be your current character if you'd gotten one of those instead of those stupid boots of gravity. Oooo, Burn! Ironically, Ernie's last character did just that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-19-07

Okay Ryan, since you killed Bob the Unstoppable and won the Most Broken Character Tournament, you get first dibs on his hoard. The first thing you find is a sword composed of pure energy. Sweet! I've got a lightsaber! No, it's a Brilliant Energy weapon. So, a lightsaber. No, lightsabers cut everything. Brilliant Energy weapons only cut living material. So... a really crappy lightsaber then?

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-19-07

How did Ryan beat Bob the Unstoppable, you ask? Round One: Okay Ryan, Bob hits you for forty eight damage. I have damage reduction of 50, with no way to bypass it. Round Two: Bob unleashes his fire breath on you. You take 79 points of fire damage. I have a ring of universal elemental immunity. Round 3: How is it that anyone else could whup you in a heartbeat, yet you are able to beat the thing that ate them for a midnight snack? Wasting a lot of feats and money on random things that stacked?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Heh, I love the first one on your first post.  Rocks!  :D! 

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

"It's a snake", brilliant use of nerdery!

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-24-07

Two announcements: Asa will not be joining us anymore because of classes, and Ernie is on my shit list now. I knew giving Hunter that dire badger miniature was a bad idea... Your bad luck he got a Myconid and an Iron Cobra in the pack of minis he just bought. o/`Badger badger badger badger...o/`

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-24-07

Asa, the Helm of Brilliance will explode, expending all its remaining charges on everything within range, if you take 31 points of fire damage or more. The same thing happens if you break one of the gems set in it. Hear that? That means all of you are my bitches, or I blow us all to crispy chunks.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 2-03-07

Okay, I know it's early, but lets quit for tonight. I just wasted thirty minutes in-game summoning a horde of elementals to help us with a boss fight, and you're caling it quits? Early to boot? I demand satisfaction! They'll still be there for next time. Not if no one remembers he summoned them.

Game Night by HCRoyall 2-07-07

Wow, Hunter. You've been playing for less than an hour and you're already dead. Hey! Somebody finally broke your record!

Game Night by HCRoyall 2-07-07

Hunter, you just single-handedly killed a Great Wyrm white dragon. I did it! I broke my curse! Sweet! I knew you could do it! You were rooting for the dragon the whole time!! I fail to see how that's relevant.

Game Night by HCRoyall 2-21-07

Ernie, that staff will take you four months to enchant it yourself. That long? David's building his own demiplane, and it's only taking him a couple weeks! I have an answer to that, Ernie. I'm a wizard. You aren't. Suck It. You heard me.

Game Night by HCRoyall 2-23-07

All right, let's see your new character.. Gorf the Squisher? He's a half-giant and his weapon is pretty much an anvil on a stick. He likes to squish things and does it quite well. I hate you so much.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night: Angst Part 1 by HCRoyall 2-24-07

Now, I want to start doing a Vampirr: The Requiem campaign every other saturday because I'm a little burned out only doing D&D. But I need a lot more maturity from you for that, because V:tR has a much darker and more adult theme. It isn't a game for your usual childish antics. So, we have to pretend to be angsty goth kids? We pretend to be angsty goth kids pretending to be angsty vampires. I'm allergic to angst. It makes me break out in Emo. My character will have a widow's peak and an opera cape!

Game Night: Angst Part 2 by HCRoyall 2-24-07

But aren't the vampires pretending to be normal people? Then we'd be pretending to be angsty goth kids pretending to be vampires pretending to be normal people. And then if they started playing D&D, we'd be pretending to be angsty goth kids pretending to be vampires pretending to be normal people pretending to be wizards and paladins. An Opera Cape? And I would max out my skill in reading minds, so I would only feed on the evil-doer, just like the Vampire Lestat.

Game Night: Angst Part 3 by HCRoyall 2-24-07

What if one of the characters died? Which one? The angsty goth kid, the vampire, the normal person, or the fantasy character? I thought you hated Anne Rice's stuff. I do, but it would piss Hunter off something fierce if I made a character like that.

Game Night: Angst Finale by HCRoyall 2-24-07

On Second thought, I'm going to let Jake run a campaign every other Saturday instead. Ooo! New DM! Fresh Meat! Just so you know. our tradition to welcome a new DM is to make the most broken characters possible. Enjoy your sanity while it lasts. What have I gotten myself into?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 3-23-07

Your bro is running his game every saturday now. He's trying to steal your players because you got fed up with his bad DMing and letting his friend have broken characters. He can have those jerks. They're rude, obnoxious, and incompetent. I'd rather have my Saturdays free than deal with them if they play into his pettiness. I'M one of your saturday players. Your point?

Game Night by HCRoyall 3-23-07

'ello? Hi. Just wanted to say I'm not going to play into your game o' spite, what with trying to steal my players. I just wanted to ask: How can you get to the Outpost when you don't drive and you have no money for gas for other people? ... I mean, esecially since I refuse to play alongside Ryan anymore and I was the only person giving you a ride?

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I loved the line 'And I give it the finger all the way down' from one of the first comics you posted. Most of these really hit the mark with me, having been a gaming dork in high school.

Keep 'em coming!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Game Night by HCRoyall 3-25-07

Okay, that's your turn, Jeff. Next is the monster's turn. ::snatch:: ::grab:: Okay, I... Where the hell did my dice go?! We know nothing. We know nothing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The third one, and the I played D&D once. ones were fuckin hilarious

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hakuna mattata

Game Night by HCRoyall 3-30-07

Hunter, you realize casting Earthquake underground will make the cavern collapse, don't you? I'm a druid. The monsters are crimes against nature. Our lives are a worthy sacrifice to keep them from getting to the surface. So much for me being the only original character left.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-13-07

I'm trying something new with this campaign. You will start as orphan children, with no character levels. This will allow for more rolepay and get a good background nstead of the normal cliches. Isn't the fact that we're orphans a little cliche? I believe we've a volunteer to be te DM's favorite target. Dibs on his stuff when his character dies.

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-13-07

Since Hunter's plan failed and the mindlfayers ate your brains, you will make new characters at level 4. State your classes and alignments, please. Fighter, Chaotic Good. Cleric, Neutral Good. Dragon Adept, Chaotic Good. Lawful Good, Knight. With two CG's in the party, I take ranks in Profession: Babysitter?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-30-07

Luke, You've come across a wagon full of goods and a merchant in the middle of nowhere as you ride to catch up with your friends. I'm going to kill him and take his wagon and wares. And if your friends ask where the wagon came from? I tell them the truth. That you killed the merchant and took his stuff? No, that I came across the wagon in the middle of nowhwere.

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-30-07

Jason, as the only person with ranks in Spellcraft, it falls upon you to identify the spell in effect here. I get a -3 to any roll involving intelligence. Can we just say I failed and continue on?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 5-03-07

Now that your characters are all made, my last point is that everyone be nice to your companions in game, or your character may not live to regret it. Why? Because my character has an intimate knowledge of poison, can sneak and steal better than you breath, and lacks hindrances such as morals. And mine is twice your size and would just as soon step on you as look at you. Darksun is such an awesome setting.