I liked the baconman one. Dead Christmas was okay. Not good, but okay. You're starting to get the hang of it, I think, though you've got a long way to go.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Thank you, I'm definately tryin...heh.

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Dead Company by rascalsviper75 12-07-06

Didnt I just kill you? Yeah you did you prick! I was on my way to my girlfriends house when you whacked me...you ass! Now im gonna get picked on for the rest of time because i died a virgin!....thanks alot!......really appreciate it you fat fuck! I really wish I hadnt killed you....atleat then i could have shut you the FUCK UP!

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That elicited a chuckle.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Dumb and...well...you know by rascalsviper75 12-07-06

YOU FUCKING IDIOT! How was I supposed to know what the 'red' button does! YOU NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON! I dont think I like your tone.... My tone...im sorry if my tone bothers you...but you destroyed the FUCKIN CITY! Not bad huh?

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Try to cut back on the ellipses.

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LuckyGuess

Will do. ;-)

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Comic Strip Blues by rascalsviper75 12-08-06

I'm sorry but your comic strip has just been canceled Darla. Oh my! This is hurting me more then it is you. What are you doing! Stop that, your erasing everything! Until now, haha! Son of a bitch!

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Trees Company by rascalsviper75 12-08-06

Hey Carl, can I ask you a question? Sure Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch growing between us? It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.

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rascalsviper75

ARGH! THE PUN-ISHMENT!

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Side Order of . . . by rascalsviper75 12-08-06

That'll be $265.00 please. WHAT?! Look lady, I just ordered a freakin cheesburger, how can it come to that much? Child support you ass! Did you think I forgot about the LAST time you were in here? Do you take checks?

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This is the hottest little RMDC thread in a long time.

good job.

1 Little, 2 Little, 3 Little Terrorists . . . by rascalsviper75 12-09-06

Ok, so you caught me, big deal. Your mom gave me head last night while gettin it up the tail pipe! Yeah i said it, what are you gonna do about it G I JOE, MR BIG SHOT! heh, you may not have been the one i was lookin for but atleast I'm one terrorist closer now,HAHA!

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Replacement by rascalsviper75 12-09-06

Jenson reporting for duty sir! So your the new guy to deliver messages huh?, Dont worry to much about it, we have a low casualty rate. DAMIT! Sedrick reporting for duty sir! So your the new guy to deliver messages huh?, Dont worry to much about it, we have a low casualty rate.

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The Working Stiff by rascalsviper75 12-11-06

Did you hear about Fred's new job at the morgue? Alittle, I heard it was grueling hours. He said his boss was a stiff. Yeah, he also said the secratary was a cold hearted witch. Speaking of Fred, how is he, I havent heard from him in awhile? Last I heard he was dead on his feet.

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Stand Up Santa by rascalsviper75 12-11-06

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? Ok, ok, one more,What did the blonde say when she walked into the sex shop? I dont know, what did the blonde say when she walked into the sex shop? heello, iss tthhiss thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhiiss vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. gooodd. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.

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You rely too much on old jokes and puns. If carefully done Puns can be really funny, but it's hard.

Try for some more original stuff. I advise running through the toprated pages and look for some inspiration as far as technique.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Ok, thanks for the advise. :)

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Whats in a Name? by rascalsviper75 12-12-06

Ok B-11568, set course to Mars umm, my name is Jim. We're almost there B-11568. But... Well B-11568, we made it to Mars. I hope your helmet falls off, dumb-ass!

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Nuts and Bolts by rascalsviper75 12-12-06

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE!, I'm not gay you son of bitch! But I thought... I just thought, well I thought you were Jim, so I started to... AHHH!, I'M A MESS, LOOK AT ME! I do clean-up at no extra charge.

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Animal Farm by rascalsviper75 12-12-06

Yes teacher?, But I thought sheep liked it that way? dumb-ass No teacher, all the other animals ran off excpet for the horse and some blonde chick. dumb-ass Hey, wait a minute!

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Happy Feet my ass! by rascalsviper75 12-12-06

Two scientists test out their Super Hero Creation machine. Ok, so when I go in you would press the green,blue,blue,yellow,red buttons to activate it. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. Just get in. Ok, lets see. Yellow,blue,red,red,green, no wait, thats not it.Blue,blue, then green? YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! I told you the order of buttons to press! Its not my fault I'm color blind jackass!

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rascalsviper75

if you lose the word "dumbass" it punches up the comic.

taking out unneeded words makes a difference.

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Now that I looked it over again, your right....lol. I'll try harder next time, thanks. :)

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Expendable by rascalsviper75 12-14-06

The teleporter breaks down again. One of us has to step out to disengage the teleporter. WHAT?! Look, I know we have the red shirts but I'm not dieing in this strip! DAMN IT! Thats it! I'm getting different colored shirts for the security team!

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