Groovy! - NUN is the Loneliest Number by edoggydog 8-21-07

Sorry, dude... I get these here "Double-D" twins, and you get NONE! Groovy! Looks like it's you and me, sister! I think I'll stay celibate...

Nunya fucking buisness by lildeucecoup 8-21-07

I can see you ghost. Thank you father for bringing his soul to rest. Even if it meant sending his soul to hell.

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Anime Guide 31 - I-Nun Yasha by Xuanwu 8-21-07

Behold Rumiko Takahashi's latest creation! You're a real jerk, I-Nun Yasha! You sound like the recincarnation of my ex-boyfriend who died 50 years ago. A half-angel, half-human nun fighting evil in the future! Jesusshomaru! What do you want?! I'm here to kill the half-angel bastard my Father conceived. It's totally original, just like all her work! We're under attack by bikini clad gender bending aliens! I need a sword!

ftc#blah: Nunya god damn mouth tonight by lildeucecoup 8-21-07

I got a letter from God here, it says you should mate with me since we are the only two people alive. Who will marry us. I don't like your tone. I'm gonna go home. I wish I could meet someone.

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You don't know what I got... .

CC 365. "Two men enter! Nun man leaves!" by Xuanwu 8-22-07

In a post-apocalyptic world... Hi, I'm Tina Turner. Have you seen my career anywhere? A lone nun will fight to survive... Please spare me! I have the mind of a child! "Beyond Nun-derdome!" I blame the Jews.

CC 365: Friendly Sheep by Rabid_Weasle 8-22-07

Hey, a friendly sheep to be my friend! Bah! Bye.

How come noone else is making a series of super-depressing comics for this contest?

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You mean depressing in tone, or depressing in how bad the puns and plots are?  ;-)

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I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR SPINE LIKE A HOT AND FRESH FUCKING POP TART!!!!

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Church Daze 1 by Clever_Name 8-22-07

Whats the worst that could happen?

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RCL no. 1666 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-23-07

Heh, heh, heh... I purposely blew up the world so I could be alone with Sister Maria! Um, Sister Maria... I need to make a confession: I have an overwhelming desire to cornhole you six ways to Sunday Mass! I have a confession to make to you, TOBOR... I'm not really a nun. I joined the abbey to hide from the mob. I'm really a MAN. [*SPROING* ] I hope this news doesn't disappoint you...

CC 365: Those Things Are Dangerous by Scyess 8-23-07

Can you belive it? I got a fortune cookie yesterday that said, "Your life will soon take a turn for the better." Like I needed more proof that those things are always wrong. Mine said, "You will end up dressed as a nun talking to the only other survivor after the city is destroyed by capybaras armed with nuclear squeegees. I am not talking to you any more, Arnie. Oh. I guess it was wrong, then.

CC 365: Theology 101 by Scyess 8-23-07

I wonder why no one will engage me in a theological discussion. Hi, Sister. God hates black people and all other religions are crap. I guess the art of debate is dead.

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"Old" is the old new.

CC 365. NUWNED! by Xuanwu 8-23-07

Oh, holy, God! Please, bless one of your loyal followers by explaining why you have rained destruction upon this world! I DID IT FOR THE LULZ. What-?! But... HERE COMES THE WAAAAH-MBULANCE. KTHXBYE! I have the sudden urge to slink into a basement, cry, and then cut myself.

CC 365. Robocrusader 3000 by Xuanwu 8-23-07

At last, my warriors of virtue! We have purged this world of secular society! Now only God's righteousness shall remain! But...weren't you made by scientists, the architects of secularism itself? You're right. Only one solution, then: self-destruct, activate! Wait! Suicide - - is a sin! Oh, dear.

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come on guys it doesn't smell that bad

by dcomposed, 8-23-07

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Batman created by Bob Kane

RandomComicLayoutGuy

I picture RandomComicGuy sitting there for hours pressing "Random" until one came up that was rules-compliannt.

...and failed in that last panel. Thanks for playing in the home game!

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CC 365. Mind of Megiddo 1 by Xuanwu 8-24-07

DEE DEE DEE!!! ... What?

CC 365. Mind of Megiddo 2 by Xuanwu 8-24-07

That was strange. But at least there's a man still alive. Maybe I won't have to schtoink myself into a stupor! DEE DEE DEE!!! *Bang!* AH!

CC 365. Mind of Megiddo 3 by Xuanwu 8-24-07

Sorry for the trouble, ma'am. But he was the only other man alive. And I think you can understand why I couldn't let him breed. Um, okay. Want to claim my virginity as a prize? I'm afraid not. You see, I just killed a man. And there's only one penalty for a cold, calculating murderer like me. I don't care! I just want something to rub me that isn't my own hand! ...Well, there's still his gun...

CC 365. Mind of Megiddo 4 by Xuanwu 8-24-07

Let's see, take the gun, insert this end here, and... *Goosh goosh goosh* OH, YES! YES! OH, GOD! I LOVE IT! MMMMMMMM! DEEPER! AHHH! *Click - BANG!* ...Oh, that's not good.

CC 365. Mind of Megiddo 5 by Xuanwu 8-24-07

I'm bleeding to death with a gun stuck up my twat. Will God ever forgive me? Sure I will. In fact, you're looking awfully sexy, babe. Oh, glorious creator! Take me! Take me now and save me from this torment! 7 godly days later... He fucked me in the bullet hole.

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My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and Illegal is 47 states.

Catholic Art School Master Class (CC 365) by DrMorton 8-25-07

Class, can you tell why this print of Pieter Bruegel the Elder´s painting "The Triumph of Death" from 1562 is clearly a work of forgery? No one? Come on, people, it´s not that hard! *sigh* I´ll tell you: Bruegel never used bright green for the color of the sky. And you in the back row, stop jerking off this instant or I´ll finish it myself!

How many masterbation related comics has there been so far?

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CC 365: Nun Plus One by biped 8-25-07

I can't believe it...ME... the last person on earth... Yo, Uptown Girl! PRESH-AHH! Huh? Am I right? Well, we didn't start the fire, eh? New York state of mind, yeah. Well, don't go changin', babe. Later. ME...the last person on earth...except for Billy Joel...

CC 365: Nun Plus One (alternate version) by biped 8-25-07

I can't believe it...ME... the last person on earth... I can wait as long as you can, sweet cheeks. ME...the last person on earth...except for k.d. laing...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 365: Celibacy Sucks by 100Faces 8-26-07

Who would have thought that Sister Agnes really had the guts to spray "CELIBACY SUCKS" on the Pope Mobile? What the fuck! Who would have thought that a spraying can could cause such an explosion when hit by a dozen machine gun bullets? And who would have thought that the Pope's last words would be "What the fuck!"?

kramer_vs_kramer

 I wasn't quite hours.  But, it did take a while fo' sho'...

Le Petit Morte by choadwarrior 8-26-07

Well, it looks like the Apocalypse is over. What do we do now? I suppose we should pray to God for guidance. Fuck it. There's a sex shop over there, I'm gonna try out every dildo that hasn't melted. Good luck, sister. DON'T TELL ME YOU NEVER DREAMED OF INTRODUCING YOURSELF TO ST. PETER AT THE GATES OF HEAVEN!

6:27pst - two and a half hours left! Submit 'em or forget 'em!

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