Office Zombie 12 by deathtoradio 9-18-07

Do you think god has an "Easy Button?" What, like cruise control for the universe? Yeah. Like he wakes up one day and decides he's too lazy to put up with our shit. You know how it is. I know I can't stand your shit sometimes. ...come to think of it, that would explain a lot. It's probably not nearly as infallible as god. I mean if he was already feeling lazy he probably outsourced the chinese to build it. Go on. I don't know, maybe one day he pushes the button...isn't paying attention. Boom! Fucking platypus. Half beaver, half duck. Even god isn't sure what the fuck it is.

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Office Zombie 13 by deathtoradio 9-19-07

Avast ye there matey! Is it International Talk Like A Pirate Day, again already? Dude, why else would I wear this to the office. Because you're weird. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrgh, pull my hook. Freak.

arrrr;) these be good

10 and 11 cracked me up :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Office Zombie 14

After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that pie charts are not nearly as tasty as actual pie. How has evolution allowed you to live? Seriously.

by deathtoradio, 9-21-07

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I must say this is tip top writing. Like a classy sitcom with no laughter track.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Office Zombie 15 by deathtoradio 9-25-07

I love calling dibs on things. It's like, in the old days they would plant a flag in the name of the queen. Now we just call dibs. Remember that sandwich you were gonna have for lunch? Dibs. And you know that hot little number you call your wife? Dibs. Shit, I will give you that sandwich if you take my wife. In fact, you can have my mother-in-law too.

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Office Zombie 16 by deathtoradio 9-25-07

Remember when we were all freaked out by Y2K? Like planes were going to start falling out of the fucking sky cause a computer read the wrong date. I know I was scared. I started stockpiling porn just incase porn stars forgot how to fuck on Y2K. Then Bush got all pissed and declared war on Y2K, tracking it down to some remote mud hut in Iraq. Wait, I don't remember that part.

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Office Zombie 17 by deathtoradio 10-09-07

By the power of Grayskull! We got new computers! Take a load of the hardware on that one! Gross. I think...maybe...yep, I've got tech wood.

These are awesome. Love the idea and the dialog is fun to read. Good work!

I also have a 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' strip. heh

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"Fighting the Good Fight."

Office Zombie 18 by deathtoradio 10-24-07

Willy, you want to tell my why you burned down the copier in the hall. It was an instrument used by the infidels to smuggle out information on the "movement." Good job comrade! There are extra rations for you in the break room. Please be Ho Ho's.

16,17, and 18 were very good. nice job on sustaining the series too.

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Kill Whitey.

Office Zombie 19 by deathtoradio 10-24-07

I have great news guys. I'm going to be in a competitive brain eating contest tonight, live on the Food Network. That is great news Zombie. I'll be the one who isn't screaming. Treat that shit like a free all-you-can-eat buffet in Vegas. Oh my god, he killed Rachel Ray! Encore! Encore!

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Office Zombie 20 by deathtoradio 10-25-07

So is looking like Howie Mandel everything you thought it could be? I think you mean, is it everything Howie Mandel thought it could be to look like me. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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Office Zombie 21 by deathtoradio 10-26-07

Moo. Why is there a cow in the break room? We ran out of creamer.

Office Zombie 23 by deathtoradio 11-06-07

You know, I'm starting to think the taint is a myth. I mean, I've never seen my own taint. Well, I'm not going to look for you. But feel free to straddle a mirror. Maybe it's better that it goes unobserved...much like the Lochness monster, or the state of Montana. Dude, I'm pretty sure Montana exists.

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Office Zombie 24

Cafediem. Caffeinate the day?

by deathtoradio, 11-06-07

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And now, you miserable bastard, you have a fantastic slogan to put on a coffee mug and sell to the masses.

Cafediem. I hate you. Keep stripping.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Office Zombie 25 by deathtoradio 11-08-07

Hey Buddy. Workin' hard or hardly wor... You finish that sentence and I'm going to skull fuck you into submission...then eat your brains. Chad just gave me the "workin' hard, hardly workin" schpeel. I HATE that shit. You can alawys spot it a million miles away, but never do anything about it. The ultimate small talk faux pas. Did you threaten him with death and humiliation? Nooo. I threatened him with death and a lovely Quiche. Of course I threatened him with death and humiliation! Sarcasm noted. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to holding up this cubicle wall, while looking awesome in my old man sweater.

how did you put your comics on your post like that???

Great job indeed, Zombie guy has a philosophy of his own, cheers!

To deathtoradio: Keep up the good work.

To mostevil: Just copy and paste a comic's link (starting with http) into a post and the comic itself will appear in the link's place when you post it.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Office Zombie 26 by deathtoradio 11-14-07

Hello? Anyone here? Death to America! This is probably nothing, but there is a guy in the lounge mumbling something about 70 virgins. It sounds really hot! What's he gonna do with 70 virgins, play spin the bottle? Let's take him down to the Skin Palace. They have a girl that can shoot eggs out of her vag...well, let's just surprise him.

Office Zombie 27 by deathtoradio 11-15-07

Oh my god, guys. We're in deep shit. It's the end times. Charlie's Mac got a virus! The four horsemen of the apocalypse have been unleashed! That's what happens when you spend your day trolling for barely legal bitches online all day. This is no time to fuck around! We need some canned food, a woman to keep the population going, and a bomb shelter. Sounds romantic. Why don't you give Jen a call, she likes role playing.

it was hilarious and semi-serious at the same time