Zaster And because he has rad-sauce in his veins instead of mere blood. Do you know of any other candidates who can say that?

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nope. probably because there's only an 8-second window after the transfusion before they flatline

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what if nigger meant kite

Well I'm voting for McCain because he was in a Vietnamese War Camp. If he could survive years in a death camp then surely he can pull the nation out of debt. It all makes perfect sense.

If you can survive in a deathcamp, someone was doing something wrong.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

themushroomi'm guessing the "camp" part. there were probably smores and horseshoes

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingoi'm guessing the "camp" part. there were probably smores and horseshoes

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And all that teen lesbian experimentation.

"And this one time, at death camp..."

Ew.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

BigFrank105i'm guessing the "camp" part. there were probably smores and horseshoes

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And all that teen lesbian experimentation.

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Clearly I went to the wrong camp. 

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

The republicans aren't going to win.

With that being said, I'd rather listen to Obama for 4-8 years than Hillary.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If it weren't for the googly eyes and the crazy relif\gious zeal I would have voted for Huckleberry.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.