I was going to laugh at that, until I realized that it was a desperate cry for help.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I must say, these are not exactly comics.

But I like them okay.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

0401040 by muffindance 2-02-09

MY NAME IS 0401040 I USE WORDS WITH MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES I CAN CHUG TWO GALLONS OF SEMEN WITHOUT STOPPING TO BREATHE

Dear Readers by muffindance 2-02-09

DEAR READERS: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT MY WORKS ARE "NOT EXACTLY COMICS" TO THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS STATEMENT: I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERN AND APPRECIATE YOUR FEEDBACK I WOULD ALSO CORDIALLY INVITE YOU TO CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY MASSIVE COCK

Don't hate 0401040. He's too smart for his own good.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmericanIndeed he is. Don't take my comics too seriously.

Muffindance, you should do some searches on your more popular keywords. You will see that your style has come and gone many times since this site's inception. Like the ice ages. Cock/semen/blowjob/insult as a punchline is low hanging fruit.

And yes, that was a balls reference. 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Yea, the thing is your, funny, but then it gets kind of boring after a while, you keep useing the same genre in your comics (Sex) you should try something else, cause i think after a few comics it starts to get boring.:(

dear muffinman, who cares if a few peoples don't care for your comics, they are too dense to detect  the biting political satire cleverly hidden within your comics. It's their loss so I will give you some encouraging words which I hope you will keep in mind for your future comedic work: KEEP THAT STICKY THICK SEMEN FLOWING!!!! oh and if you run out of ideas may I suggest some good old fashioned scat or necro?

Oh muffindance. You're the best. Don't change for anyone. Haters gonna hate.

Guys how can you like this guy! he's funny, but theres no change, when i read his newest comic i accpect the same and thats what he does. The genre (sex) is fine to use, but when you use it to much (like muffindance) it starts to get 'unfunny' , muffindance your funny, just use a differnt topic, please, you can't just keep ending it with the same punchline about chugging semen.

crabby and rccolaman have the right idea. I'm not going to change my comics my comics just because a few clowns don't like them. If you don't like comics about cocks, then don't read my friggin' comics - or, better yet, read them anyway. When I feel like changing my style, I will. Until then, you're just going to have to deal with the cock. Naysayers are invited lick my hairy scrotum.

On a related note:

How Many Cocks by muffindance 2-03-09

How many cocks can you cram in your mouth at once? ONE *MMF* TWO *OMF* FOURTEEN *HOMF NOMF*

muffindance

There's no way you have hair on your scrotum yet 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

muffindance

Well, that's not a proper invitation at all.  When my nephew got married last year, I got an engraved invitation with little ribbons and a pretty picture stuck to it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FinnNYCYou'll never know until you see for yourself.

bipedSorry, but I can only afford to give the fancy invitations to close friends and family. My job (lick anuses at the YMCA) doesn't pay very well.

muffindance

I'll say it doesn't. I can get fifteen guys at the Y to do that for free.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffinNo kidding. I wouldn't get paid a dime if it weren't for my time-tested techinque. My technique, in case you were wondering, involves knocking back a few shots of bourbon and threatening people with a sawed-off shotgun.

Addicted by muffindance 2-07-09

MY NAME IS MARTIN AND I AM ADDICTED TO COCK

Big Boner In My Pants by muffindance 2-07-09

BIG BONER IN MY PANTS PULL DOWN MY DRAWERS AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE WASH IT DOWN WITH A CUP OF COFFEE

Retirement Home by muffindance 2-07-09

I VOLUNTEER AT A RETIREMENT HOME I FEEL THAT IT IS MY DUTY TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE WELL-BEING OF HUMANITY I ALSO LIKE TO STICK MY COCK IN THE JELLO

seanatorThat's why I only lick buttholes at KFC.

Sunday Morning III by muffindance 2-08-09

AH, SUNDAY MORNING WAKING UP TO FIND A HUGE DILDO LODGED IN MY ASS PLEASE INSERT TESTICLES IN MOUTH AND TRY AGAIN

The Ideal Life by muffindance 2-08-09

THE IDEAL LIFE: A WIFE AND KIDS, STABLE JOB MORTGAGE PAYED OFF, WIDESCREEN TV IN THE LIVING ROOM A FAT DICK JAMMED HALFWAY DOWN MY THROAT

muffindance

But it's too big for my mouth!

muffindanceIndeed he is. Don't take my comics too seriously.

For the record though, our relationship is strictly casual.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Shitting In The Urinal by muffindance 2-08-09

SHITTING IN THE URINAL HURMPH *PLOP I LOVE MY JOB

Completely Honest by muffindance 2-08-09

I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST HERE I WOULD LIKE TO CUP YOUR BALLS IN MY HAND AND JERK YOU OFF UNTIL YOU EJACULATE ALL OVER MY FACE NO HOMO

Next up: Nobel Peace Prize?