The cat and mouse game going on here between the remaining participants is what the cup is really all about. Mind Games. Politics. And a whole lot of fun!

Keep up the great work everyone!

[Click to view comic: 'Life Story in 15 Panels -- 1/5']
[Click to view comic: 'Life Story in 15 Panels -- 2/5']
[Click to view comic: 'Life Story in 15 Panels -- 3/5']
[Click to view comic: 'Life Story in 15 Panels -- 4/5']
[Click to view comic: 'Life Story in 15 Panels -- 5/5']

---
You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

win

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

crabby wrote:

---

The cat and mouse game going on here between the remaining participants is what the cup is really all about. Mind Games. Politics. And a whole lot of fun!

Keep up the great work everyone!

---

The tension should get a room for that.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

So how is everyone?

---
Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I haven't been on the site for weeks and I'm super glad that the contest is in the exact same position it was when I left.

Let's get the led out, gentlemen. Jesley, quit your bitchin' and just make a comic.

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'll try and have my entry in sometime next week.  I've been sloshing around a few ideas in my brain but most of them so far have been shitty Forrest gump parodies.

[Click to view comic: 'CCXIV - 1']

[Click to view comic: 'CCXIV - 2']

[Click to view comic: 'CCXIV - 3']

[Click to view comic: 'CCXIV - 4']

[Click to view comic: 'CCXIV - 5']

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, fuck.

---
You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

That was incredible.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Actually, I take that back. The parts where you shit yourself are totally credible.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I HAVE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Rule # 4: Beware of Bathrooms

---
Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I had a dream that I had been disqualified from this competition for not entering in time, and also, having a life that got in the way of describing my own.

Become the dream.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

jes_lawson wrote:

---

I had a dream that I had been disqualified from this competition for not entering in time, and also, having a life that got in the way of describing my own.

 

Become the dream.

---

I"ll be submitting my entry tomorrow night, I finally thought of something

That your transfiguration from man to woman would make for an interesting read?

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Even the crickets are dead.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Worst. Comic Cup entry submission time. Evar.

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Were the previous ones this bad?  Because this is agonizing.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

11 kept moving or I threw people out. My time is valuable. Also I'm impatient.

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm perfectly fine with the pace. These people offered their time to contribute to something important. It's a shame they are representing themselves so poorly to others, but these sort of things will happen. It's all politics.

I expected this from Jes, but I am concerned about RCCOLAMAN.

  Crabby I haven't clicked on this thread in months (no offense intended kimosabe..) and I have to say your patience is to be commended.

  I would've already sent 'associates'  to RC's address and explained to him how nice of a place he had and how it would be a shame if anything happened to it.

  About how Mr. Crabby is a very patient man but that even he has limits.

  About how how you're shitting down the throats of his ancestors with your fucking cunty delay and that its taxing his will to let your family live.

  Then they would wipe their feet, politely enter the residence, and nail his fucking family pet to the ceiling with a graven scroll rammed in its ass that said:

  "Post your fucking entry already."

  And if that didn't work, I'd have to get unpleasant.

  This is of course all said in good fun. With beer.

  I would never do nor condone behavior as described above. But it was fun to write and there was a subtle message involved.

---
Kill Whitey.