I love that last one, and not just because it makes fun of you.  The punchline really works.

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thanks I thought it was one of my better ones

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CC 460: The Rapture by Lord_Vodek 9-14-10

I am god Ok so what? The rapture is upon you So? Big fucking deal Ah shit did I miss the Rapture? Shut up

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Fucking my former best friends girlfriend by Lord_Vodek 9-19-10

Hey I have something to tell you What's that I fucked your girlfriend last night at the movies Oh yeah? Yeah How was it? I never have

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Girl logic by Lord_Vodek 9-24-10

I love you I love you too your my everything you are my world I won't ever hurt you Marry me I can't Why not? I don't want to hurt you.

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Fucking my best friends girlfriend Redux by Lord_Vodek 9-24-10

I'm fucking your girlfriend You are? Yeah I just thought I'd tell you Why are you telling me this They didn't have a "Sorry I fucked your girlfriend, welcome back from Iraq" card But they do have a holiday it's called Veterans day

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Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic in Three Panels by Lord_Vodek 9-28-10

You are not a jedi You are a jedi You are Darth Revan

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When Jews Play Poker by Lord_Vodek 10-25-10

I bet one Pizza Coupon I see your coupon and raise you a laundry matt voucher I call I raise you a Home Depot gift card You crackers are whacked I fold 4 Aces I win again!

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Breakups by Lord_Vodek 10-26-10

What's the matter darling? I'm breaking up with you tin man But why Dorothy Because you made me chip a tooth when I gave you that blow job. Asshole

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Can't Win...Or Can I? by Lord_Vodek 11-01-10

I just can't win with women What now? I keep creeping out the girls I like and all the girls that like me are creeps The crazy ones are great in the sack I know and I fuck all of them but that's beside the point Oh my god. I fucking hate you

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Believable by Lord_Vodek 11-17-10

I messed up my hand really badly What did you do? I was masterbating furiously and pulled a muscle in my hand Sounds like you. I was kidding asshole it got crushed in a door The first story is more believable.

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Before you start by Lord_Vodek 11-24-10

Hey man I need to talk to you... Hold on before you start let me ask you why you haven't just killed yourself? I'm pretty much just afraid I'll fail and end up in severe pain Pussy Now what were you saying?

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CC465: Bussiness by Lord_Vodek 11-30-10

So I was thinking A rabbit that acts like he's on meth Trix already did that shit. Next! I love the board room sir. I was thinking a a bird that acts like it's on speed You're a tool and Cocoa Puffs did that. Next! I was thinking a talking toliet to sell our chocolate cereal It's brilliant! Make love to me right here.

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Ultimate Terrorist by Lord_Vodek 12-25-10

I am the ultimate terrorist No you're not I am Specialty? Suicide bombing. How does that make you the best? Nine Lives duh

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The Matrix: Why Neo died by Lord_Vodek 10-31-08

Oops Morpheus is gonna be PISSED ERROR ERROR ERROR

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This is what god does with your prayers.

You have 100,987,654,321,098,765,432,109,876 new prayers AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Lord_Vodek, 10-28-08

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Caring by Lord_Vodek 7-09-13

Put your hands in the air Oh my god Wave them like you just don't care. You cared a little! No I swear I didn't!!!

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"Good" for those last two.

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I submit for your viewing pleasure

Bureaucracy by Lord_Vodek 7-26-13

Ahhh. I love the smell of bureaucracy.

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At The Most by Lord_Vodek 8-08-13

You know I like you But I have a boyfriend. And I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings So we can only do this three or four more times. Click At the most

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Coming back to writing comics more frequently. In my opinion this is the best I've written since my return

Work Survey by Lord_Vodek 12-22-16

How would you rate productivity? Low How would you rate job safety? Extremely low And how would you rate your overall job satisfaction? This mother fucker

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Inauguration by Lord_Vodek 1-16-17

Jan 20th 2017 Thank you America for this great honor, and let me say as my future ex wife the honor is all yours Before I begin my presidency I just have one thing to say Oh my gosh it's Ashton Kutcher! America, you just got Punk'd!

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