Come visit your Uncle anytime, PD.

Fresh comics my darlings!

What would Lord Xenu do? WWLXD? by UncleTerwilliger 8-22-10

Here's your order, sir. You should know that I personally fondled your burger, and made sweet love to your fries. God I hope that's a glop of mayonnaise on those fries. The Europeans drown 'em in that shit. I've seen 'em do it. I'm Europeein'!

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my water is as tainted as my taint by UncleTerwilliger 8-22-10

So...you've challenged me to Mortal Kombat! I accept. Dude, it's just a game. I'm not leaving until I have your spine in my hands. What are you--a gay Chiropractor trying to drum up business?

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I know every word to Will Smith's "Summertime" by UncleTerwilliger 8-23-10

Well, well, well---Lookie what we got here. Looks like SOMEONE didn't get the memo about red tie Wednesday.

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I can't post it---but if you go to my "Choose your own Adventure" comic--you choose a door, then go to said door# on my comic list.

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I've got a lot of new comics--and I welcome feedback! Please don't be shy--comments, criticisms, akward rubbing that turns into heavy petting...

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Walmart is full of people with dead eyes by UncleTerwilliger 9-20-10

Dude, you've been playing Pacman for like eight straight hours, maybe it's time to take a break...you're starting to look like Stephen Hawking. Fuck that shit man! Not until I beat Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde! How's your quest to unify quantum mechanics with Einstein's general theory of relativity, forming a single theory to explain the origin of the universe? Huh? Nevermind...good luck beating Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

You've been thinking about me-- haven't you my little croutons?

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I am the Walrus by UncleTerwilliger 9-07-10

Obvious Pussy joke. Pussy Something something turbines something gravitons something something homo-erotic. Blashphemy blah blah. God is dead blah blah. TOBOR RAAAPPPE JESUS IN CORNHOLE BECAUSE IT IS EXPECTED! What was that sound? Oh...it was man rape. Obligatory hackey ending.

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I have a great ass, Nancy by UncleTerwilliger 9-20-10

What can I get you sir? Yes, I'll have...a number 6 combo with a coke and a fried apple pie. Okay...that's a double death to America Hickory Burger, a large order of Jihad Fries a Suicide Bomber Size Coke and one Godless Muslim Pie.

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I could be a Vegetarian if veal was allowed by UncleTerwilliger 9-20-10

I have a letter for a Hubert Goldstein. I've had my name legally changed to Demon Cock Rigor Mortis Afterbirth. So, you don't want your Highlights Magazine? Are you kidding me?--Goofus and Gallant are hardcore, Newman.

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http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/UncleTerwilliger

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I refer to my abs as: "The Catastrophe" by UncleTerwilliger 9-20-10

Jesus!--why don't you stop showing off?! 'I can walk on water, look at me...I'm the son of God.' I don't remember you complaining when your party ran out of wine and you had one loaf of bread and a few fish sticks to feed everybody, you ungrateful bastard! Where are you going, Judas? I need to talk to my friend Pontius about something.

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If "The Shining" is on TV...I'm watching all of it by UncleTerwilliger 9-20-10

Mama says that life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get. Yeah, well your mother's a whore. She had you out of wedlock and she fucked your principal... ...probably did Elvis too.

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I just wanted you to know that you make very funny comics. I enjoy them.... but I'd like to know more about the man behind the moniker? Is the real life devil as amusing as his comic creations? If so, then I believe that you my friend, are a superstar! 

Thank you, my friend...but praise me not, for I am but a simple man.

 I was born on a mountain top in Tennessee. I learned to fend for myself in the harsh wilds, as my mother was a godless Jezebelle who abandoned me as soon as my feet had passed her much used loins. I built a lean-to shelter out of honey suckle vines and wild pig manure, taking all of the strength I had in my newborn fists to do so.

 I suckled at the teet of a wanderin' coyot' til I was three months old, then I struck out on my own, with nothin' but a well worn copy of Walden, and a belly full of warm coyot' milk and gravel.

What is there to say about me? --I'm a man of the Earth. I enjoy the company of a fine dog and a woman with wide birthin' hips who can fix up a mess of biscuits from scratch.

 A superstar?... 'fraid not. I keep to myself, and just take life as it comes.

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UncleTerwilliger wrote:

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 I was born on a mountain top in Tennessee. I learned to fend for myself in the harsh wilds, as my mother was a godless Jezebelle who abandoned me as soon as my feet had passed her much used loins. I built a lean-to shelter out of honey suckle vines and wild pig manure, taking all of the strength I had in my newborn fists to do so.

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I don't know what 'Ivy' refers to.

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Do you want to dramatically increase the size of your penis? by UncleTerwilliger 9-28-10

Oh dear sweet merciful Anderson Cooper! I've got to expel shit with such urgency that the walls of my colon are closing in like the intergalctic trash compactor in Star Wars. Your feces literally smells worse than a warm Wookie's ball sack. What the hell is a crab doing in the public restroom of Arby's making Star Wars jokes about my feces? The cast of Jersey Shore had a hankerin' for some "chedda beef sammiches."

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The strangest word in the English language is "Granola" by UncleTerwilliger 10-05-10

Nice Halloween costume, sexy meow meow pussy meow. Hows about you come with me to the alley,and I'll give your Kit Kat a bath. Bobbing for Whatchamacallits' in my shorts, Joan of Arc! Every woman dresses like a whore on Halloween, but few have your courage--I salute you with a Fun Dip in your Starburst that will have you screaming Good & Plenty. Suck my mounds, goober...I'm just here for a Payday from your father.

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$2 buck chuck is my pimp alter ego by UncleTerwilliger 10-07-10

So...you thought you could get away with shoplifting in MY mini mall? Bwak! You think I haven't heard that before? TELL ME WHO YOUR ACCOMPLICES ARE! So that's how it's gonna be? Jose!--I need gloves, Extra Virgin Olive Oil..Yes, I want the first pressing!--salt, pepper and some Rosemary sprigs. Thyme? Oh...I've got 45 minutes at least...

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If you keep watching reality TV...it will never go away by UncleTerwilliger 10-07-10

I'm sure The Great Pumpkin will be around any minute. Maybe when you're in an empty pumpkin patch at midnight, taking advice from a creepy big headed prematurely bald child with clear O.C.D...it's time to re-examine your life. What did you say?! Oh, I'm sorry...let me speak in a language you can understand..."Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah."

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I respectfully demand that you have my babies, sir.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UncleTerwilliger is open minded and takes on all comers. I will gladly nurture your seed betwixt my bloated liver and that sponge that that hack prarie doctor left in me--eventually birthing our comedy love child from my tender pork loins.

P.S. I think I'm already having chocolate pickle cravings, you work fast!

(In the future, pulling out before you read the third frame will prevent unwanted stripper births.)

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Count your blessings by thinking of those whom you love... by UncleTerwilliger 10-12-10

Oh look! A fortune cookie! ..."The greatest gift is love." ...between the sheets! Great meal, gay cowboy. Let me just crack this cookie open and read this bad boy. "Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you." ...between the sheets! Mine says..."Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need." Blow me, slut bag!

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I've invented a new sexual position: The Denver Omelette by UncleTerwilliger 10-12-10

I've been questioning the nature of existence lately. I guess I'm doubting if God even exists, ya know? Maybe God IS dead. God's not dead--he's just gay. What the hell makes you think that God is gay? Nature...it's just kind of "faggy".

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EVERY wait person says, "Did you save room for dessert?" by UncleTerwilliger 10-13-10

Why is that farmer wearing that cow suit!? Wait, it looks like one of his "utters" is actually his...Oh my God! That calf sure looks hungry.

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