RCD44: This Distance Between Us, It Cuts Like A Knife by ZMannZilla 1-22-11

I'm in an intense long distance relationship, with a cute teacher named Betty Connors. She is, for lack of a better term, my soulmate - or so I thought. I can't believe what I'm seeing, Betty! How could you ever hurt me so? You see, five minutes ago, I just happened to be in her town, and I decided to drop in on her, y'know, as a surprise. And that's how I met a cute teacher named Betty Conners. WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Runners Ups in this special olympics race goes to:

Ragu4u

100Faces

BigWorm

And TwoOtherContestants whoever the hell made that account XD

And without further explanation the winner of this comic with his ability to make my family question my sanity with the laughs he provoked dcomposed

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I thank you, Lord Vodek, for a contest well run and I commiserate the other contestants on not achieving my level of greatness.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Winner without further delay 100Faces for the long and winding road

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Oh, I didn't see page two. Here's this, anyway...

 

RCD 44: d=rt by umfumdisi 9-04-11

I'm sorry. This long distance dating thing just isn't working out. Yes, we're only separated by one panel. Yet, it feels like an ocean.

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