The time has come to pick the winner.
Honorable mentions go out to "Bigworm" & "RCL" not only for their humor but for their MANY attempts to outdo themselves and others. Quality and quantity is a great mix. Even some newcomers made the finals. This was not an easy choice as many slants on weird sex were provided as I had requested. However, with that being said, the final decision came down to choosing between "It's All in the Wrist" by RCCOLOMAN and "Deep Dickens" by choadwarrior.
The envelope please!
AND THE WINNER IS........................
"Deep Dickens" by choadwarrior
I was going to give a $1,000,000.00 prize but I left my wallet in my other pants. Sorry!