toilet room by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

i was just going. what the fuck man? i am trying to urinate by myself. this is bull shit.

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big bug by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

i like this place. do you come here a lot of the time? i live in the kitchen.

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peace sign by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

peace sign! ahhh! my brain is hurting from the trouble! what it is trouble man? i have to stab you since i hate your tshirt and you smelly ways with Marawana. that sucks. yes. the stabbing will be painful. but the world will be clean again.

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scary by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

i am a goats! oh no! if i had legs i can run. how did you die? i worked at home depot!

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holly by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

i will kick the door. i can see you panty. you are sick fuck to make me puke why do you have hand in pants? i can not find my key my erect penis is in the way.

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no home by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

we are not have a house to live in. i need food. i could eat you! you are to homosexed.

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my nuts by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

how did you die? i watched a woman in panty get naked and fell off tree. ow! how did you die sqirrel? a fat prevert fell on me.

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do not smoke by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

i am mrstinkybutt good kids do not smoke. but real men drink scotch and beer and have hairowin in them and play with guns while they have many women!

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penguin hooker by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

i think i am penguin woman hooker. penguins live in north pole. it takes extra moneys for north pole.

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kangaroo is mad by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

you have my baby from pouch! give it back! your tail is stupid. you are stupid. i have your real baby. dad!

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RCCOLAMAN my friend says you make fun of me. my teacher here says for me to learn English i am not good yet. sorry if you hate me.

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pie by Americafriendgood 1-12-11

you were good in sex! thanks. where are you going Tyler? I need to heat my oven.

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jesus help me

i am sorry Jesus. i am more sorry.

by Americafriendgood, 1-12-11

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"My Nuts" was friggin hilarious! Other than that, I'd say there are quite a few funny ones from what I read-it just seems that a couple of them lack a strong punchline. Then again, what do I know about rating comics?

thank you Neo11! I will try to show comics more like my nuts.

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Every one of your comics is amazing. they may be the best 29 comics of the year so far

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Bob Kane! I love you so much darling!

Mom is busy by Americafriendgood 1-14-11

Mom! there is bull in the kitchen....okay...i tell him. She say she had good time in the night but my father is back at 3 and she has much cleaning to do. mom!

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mail time by Americafriendgood 1-14-11

dail time mail dilevery. well this is akward. I have not seen you since time we... yes. it is akward. wait here...i have something of yours. shit.

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hich by Americafriendgood 1-14-11

hich hyke...i hich hyke...all in the USA! need ride? um...you do not have a car. i have semi.

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why do we war?

by Americafriendgood, 1-14-11

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happy thank givings!

the giblet gravy is ready soon. i think i not have mashed potato this year.

by Americafriendgood, 1-14-11

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trash is out by Americafriendgood 1-14-11

what happened to you? i gave to my wife a bad christmas day present. what did you give to her? a sex movie. is good to keep married spicy. ...of me and my sekraterry "working late".

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man on zombie love by Americafriendgood 1-14-11

let us do sex in bed! i can give myself a reech around now!

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Scotty is not your bitch by Americafriendgood 1-16-11

i am filled of bad feeling. Beam me up scotty! Scotty: "A please would be nice." What?! He said that a please would be nice--so, pretty please with sugar on top...prepare to be eaten. manners make any meal taste better.

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