CC 469 by dcomposed 2-04-11

This is the worst wax museum ever.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469 by dcomposed 2-04-11

Open your eyes! The neighbour's dog is eating its own shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Open your eyes!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469 by dcomposed 2-04-11

I don't give a fuck what the uniform is... I'm an individual!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469 by dcomposed 2-04-11

I'm usually pretty good at working out what art means but this is perplexing to me. What are you staring at shithead? Haven't you ever seen a giant fly before? I'm usually pretty good at working out what art means but this is perplexing to me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469 by dcomposed 2-04-11

My lorry ran out of petrol on the motorway... where am I? Welcome to America, the greatest country in the world! Aw fuck I'm going to be disqualified from the CC. My truck ran out of gas on the freeway... FUCK!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469 - III - Terraced wives? by lukket 2-04-11

Eeeeek! Sorry. Wrong house. Grumble, grumble. Damn terraced houses. This must be it. Eeeeek! Sorry. Wrong house.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Rocket Town by dcomposed 2-04-11

Welcome to rocket town! I like your new house dad but I don't think this is a safe living environment.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469 by dcomposed 2-04-11

thank you american soldiers lol

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 469: PERPETUALISTIC PRAYER OF THE PORNACOPTIC TERRAHOGS! by iconoclastic 2-05-11

Dear God in Heaven... *jigga-jigga*. Thankyou SO *jigga-jigga* much, for teaching me how to *jigga-jigga* pray *jiggah jigGAH*, such that I may live in your orgiastically splenditudinous presence. Yeah God! What HE said! *ooFAHHHH ecckeccki aggy aggy yaahhhh*. And shouldst thou wouldst to have it cum again? Then thou shalt have more wood than thou shouldst reasonably have, and thus... cum again. Dear God in Heaven... *jigga-jigga*. Thankyou SO *jigga-jigga* much, for teaching me how to *jigga-jigga* pray *jiggah jigGAH*, such that I may live in your orgiastically splenditudinous presence. Yeah God! What HE said! *ooFAHHHH ecckeccki aggy aggy yaahhhh*.

CC 469: Prayer of the Terrahogs - [apochryphal version] by iconoclastic 2-05-11

Dear God in Heaven... jacking off all fucking day long beats the shit out of working! Thanks again! Yeah God! What HE said! No problem dude... ...that's what I'm here for! Dear God in Heaven... jacking off all fucking day long beats the shit out of working! Thanks again! Yeah God! What HE said!

CC 469 by Beeko180 2-05-11

You're so screwed. SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! SHE TOLD ME WE WEREN'T RELATED! And you believed that? You're so screwed.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

RCL no. 2468 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-05-11

TOUCHDOWN!! TOUCHDOWN!! NOW do you think we're ready for the NFL? Close. Go again. TOUCHDOWN!! TOUCHDOWN!!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC469: Untitled Comic Competition Entry by ZMannZilla 2-05-11

Saturday, November 12th 1955 10:03:57 ...and DONE! Prepare to go back to the future! No Doc, STOP! There's something I HAVE to tell you! Saturday, November 12th 1955 10:03:59 I told you, Marty, I can't know about the future, it's too dangerous! No, asshole, it's about me - you set the flux capacitor for three seconds into the paaaaaaast!!! Saturday, November 12th 1955 10:03:57 ...and DONE! Prepare to go back to the future! No Doc, STOP! There's something I HAVE to tell you!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC469:...and that's why we eat diarrheacream. Time for bed. by bigworm 2-06-11

I am arisen from cybernautic slumber only to find aliens eating my fecal matter from brown paper bags. ALL SHIT-EATERS MUST DIE!!! NOOOOOoooo! Please don't kill me, I was only... *FAAAARRRRRT... SHHhhiittt... KA-PLOP* Spare me kind robot... *Fartsweet! Fartsour! Fartdiarrheacream!* C'mon Grandpa, tell me the story again about how we shit-eaters would trick people outa' their shit! Well you see... I had this robot suit.... he was like a shit dispensing vending machine....I would jump out and say.... I am arisen from cybernautic slumber only to find aliens eating my fecal matter from brown paper bags. ALL SHIT-EATERS MUST DIE!!! NOOOOOoooo! Please don't kill me, I was only... *FAAAARRRRRT... SHHhhiittt... KA-PLOP* Spare me kind robot... *Fartsweet! Fartsour! Fartdiarrheacream!*

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bigworm

RCL no. 2469 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-11

Hmmm... I wonder if Angelina Jolie lets Brad Pitt do her in the ass. Hmmm...

Christina In Rehearsal by ragu4u 2-06-11

Oh damnit. Let's take it from the top! "O're the ramparts were gleamed while the battle was streaming..." Oh damnit. Let's take it from the top.

CC 469 - IV by lukket 2-07-11

♫ what so proudly we watched, at the twilight’s last reaming♩ We have to find someone else than Christina Aguilera. She messed it up completely. What about Britney Spears? It would be great for her career. ♫ what so proudly we watched, at the twilight’s last reaming♩

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 213 (based on CC 202): Oh the pun we have... by lukket 9-29-03

Wiener in a bun? That's 2 dollars sir. Hey, That's cheap! We have an asian prostitute, you'll find her very cute. I have been long gone on the road, and have a hefty load. What are the charges for a suck of my beloved cock? Wiener in a bun? That's 2 dollars sir. Hey, That's cheap!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 469: Silly Similarities by iconoclastic 2-11-11

Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not!

RCD 45 & CC 469: MUCH ADEW 'BOUT NUFFING (SAVE GROUNDHOGS)! by iconoclastic 2-11-11

Are you really betta' than any american in bed? Oim Russell Crowe in bed! And Oi suppose Oim the Proime Minista of Australia? Not in bed yir not! Are you really betta' than any american in bed? Oim Russell Crowe in bed!

CC 469 - V - ADH... uh... hi! by lukket 2-11-11

Mom. Mooom? I'm hungry. When's dinner ready? As I said five minutes ago, it's ready in fifteen minutes, dear. Mom. Mooom?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Play-Doh Barber Shop by mandingo 2-11-11

i deed a nutter interesting boy you've got there oh, he's not my son. he's the neighbor's retarded gardener. gets in through the doggy door. spirals one out on our pillows i deed a nutter

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what if nigger meant kite

projected comic for the week aka the shadow cc469 by arbi 2-11-11

I didn't get much done today. Slept in, surfed 4chan, checked my blogs, watered the plants, did a little housework, didn't write a memo for my case. friday . . . . . saturday Tomorrow I should make a better list, find the title to my truck, pay my insurance, clean the car, go over the bills, sweep my bedroom, do a rough draft of my taxes, and line up some screenings. But i think I know how it's really going to go: I didn't get much done today. Slept in, surfed 4chan, checked my blogs, watered the plants, did a little housework, didn't write a memo for my case.

it's been so many years since i've entered a comic competition that i forget if this is how to post here. ok, seems to work.

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woof

RCL no. 2470 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-12-11

@%#$&@$#%@&!! Every night, my wife comes to curse me out for dying without life insurance. And, every night the dumb bitch curses the wrong grave! @%#$&@$#%@&!! @%#$&@$#%@&!!