RCL no. 5766 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-17

What's on the superhero docket for today, Blindman? I'm going out to save lives, and you're going to stay here and do the dishes, Manning Man. I finished the dishes last night... So, I can be your sidekick. No, no, NO!! I DON'T NEED ANY FUCKING HELP!!! I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN!!!!!! Okay... Sorry! Now, point me towards the front door...

RCL no. 5790 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-17

We're too late, Blindman! What do you mean. Angel Boy? They're all out of kraut dogs! Oh, poo! NEXT!!

RCL no. 5823 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-15-17

AYUDA, BLINDMAN!! AYUDA!! SPEAK ENGLISH, MEXICAN MAN!! I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH IF YOU GRINGOS DIDN'T STEAL OUR LAND!!! IT'S A GOOD THING WE STOLE THIS LAND FROM YOU, OR ELSE THE WHOLE SOUTHWEST WOULD BE JUST LIKE THE REST OF MEXICO!! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? ¿¿CÓMO SE DICE "CRAPHOLE" EN ESPAÑOL??

RCL no. 5913 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-25-17

*sniff* *SNIFF* What smells like radiation, Above-Average Chicken? North Korea just nuked California, Blindman! Holy Shit! Did Trump respond with fire and fury? He was about to, but then he calculated that without Califonia's 55 electoral votes, the Republicans will stay in the majority for at least the next three election cycles. But, they still could lose the popular vote, right? Yes, and this "comic" is ending waaaaaaaay differently than how RCLG envisioned it in the first panel!

RCL no. 5927 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-03-17

Hey, Blindman... Ninja Man. I need you to settle a bet between me and Captain Obvious. Lay it on me... He says accidental buttsex doesn't make one gay, and I say he's a cocksucking fag- wait... Why does it sound so windy? Are you outside? I'm inside... The A/C must be on full blast. Then, what sounds like an Mack truck rapidly approach-ing you? I think my room-mate left the TV on.

RCL no. 6135 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-27-18

Meanwhile, back at Blindman's abode... Did you have a good day, honey? Not sure... Are there any poop stains on the outside of my onesie? Nope. Then, it was a good day!

RCL no. 6298 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-28-18

Meanwhile, back at the ranch with Blindman and Super Fag... Oh, my! You my eyes and ears for today, Super Fag... Let me know if you see anything unusual. Are the balls on a chicken supposed to be the size of a small cantalope? I don't think so. Then, I see something unusual! I'm talking about something unusual crime-wise, you cocksucking moron!

RCL no. 6309 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-07-18

Be on the lookout out for evil-doers, Super Nana... Will do, sonny! Oops. *SNIFF* What the..? Dammit, Nana! Did you crap your Depends®?? AGAIN???

RCL no. 6325 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-29-18

When I inject you with your purple shit, you problem will be cured, Blindman! So, I'll be able to see? No... But, you'll finally have a big dick! I don't see how that would cure my so-called problem since my dick is already big. Actually, it's not... It just seems big because you have small hands! Grrrrrrr!!

Groovy! - Blindman: SUPERHERO?? by edoggydog 9-29-18

We now go to Phil McCracken inter-viewing superhero Blindman at the scene of the dirty bomb attack... Groovy! Blindman, why do you think you were unable to prevent this tragedy from happening? I never saw it coming! Well, there you have it... Back to you in the studio.

RCL no. 6772 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-29-19

buk buk buk buk Why does it feel like we're in a jail cell, Above Average Chicken? We were arrested for jaywalking, Blindman! What?? Why the @%#$ did we cross the road in the first place??? To get to the other side! Duh-uh Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

RCL no. 6872 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-13-19

Meanwhile, back at Blindman's secret lair... Which is not really a secret, because it's just a normal house in a busy neighborhood But, Blindman doesn't know that because, well, he's blind. Are you ready to fight crime today, Monk Boy? Yes, Blindman! Did you hear me, Monk Boy? Fight? Crime? TODAY?? SAY SOMETHING!! YES!! GODDAMNED VOW OF SILENCE!!!! FUUUUUUUCK YOOOUUUU!!!!

RCL no. 7397 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-15-22

Blind Man takes on a new sidekick, Mime Boy... Hey, Mime Boy... It feels like we're in a dank cave. Can you confirm? Mime Boy? Can you confirm? If, you pretending you're trapped in a box or walking against the wind right now, I would have no @%$# idea!

RCL no. 7886 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-29-25

Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Well..? Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! Is the fence electrified or not???