
"Hi, I'm Kevin Costner. Looking out on this beach... with my back faced to it... you may think that my peaceful situation couldn't get any more peaceful. I mean here I am with my plain white t-shirt, my sort-of-skinny skinny jeans and a black button-up, holding my glasses with a confidant glare on my, let's face it, AMAZING face- more amazing than Alec Baldwin's at least. Fucking Alec Baldwin... what a cunt. Anywho... You may think I've never had to endure hardship. I mean look at how peaceful my life seems to be right now. But don't forget. I made you bitch. I made all of you. I made you with my blood, my sweat, my tears... and then I fucking died for you. I died for all of you. How dare you not thank me. Yeah, I'm looking at you Alec Baldwin you cock-nosed shitblister. We had cake, Alec. The cake had candles. My cake... my candles. You could have had some but you refused to celebrate my birthday. Fuck you, Alec. FUCK YOU. Anywho, my point is that I, THE Motherfucking Kevin "Jesus H. 'The Bodyguard' Christ" Costner, saviour of all of you sons-o'-bitches am sitting on this rock ready to announce to you that I have descended to earth for a second time... again... This forum thread will hereby be used as my diary to journal my adventures in space and time. You can all read along... except for Alec Baldwin... he's a pussy who's afraid of lit candles."
Dear Diary...
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