Must be some kind of peek-a-boo feature for that ISP.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pure god, DexX!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Freedom2Surf.net has sucked them into a black hole. I can see the files using FTP, but I can't see them any other way. I saw them for a few hours after I first posted them, but not any more.

So much for that.

Okay, I saw them. It's a tract I've read before, including other parodies of. Although I didn't say anything in the rules about not using Chick's own artwork, it is illegal to use his artwork, and I don't want to encourage illegal activity with this contest. As a matter of record, Chick gets really pissed when people use his artwork, and he takes legal action when people use it on their own sites. So as not to embroil this site in any legal problems with Chick, I will not accept any entries that use Chick's artwork. But in all fairness, I will say that it was funny.

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Did you read those letters in that site you posted. Those people at chick don't give a damn. They may send a threatening letter, but they won't do squat about it.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: Jesus Loves You']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dan has made a good point

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I'll take them down.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Go get um, Spank.

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Kitty_Kat, you are starting to exceed Nate and joshw's reputation for making insipid posts.

This is not a good thing.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Not really. There's more than one kind of love, and Jesus has the "non-sinful", love-you-like-a-brother kind.

That doesn't mean I can't play some word games for the purpose of humour, though. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

shut your hole fuzzy.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC85: Jack Chick's fantasy world is wilder than most gamers'']

The source material is Dark Dungeons, currently located here.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

quote:

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[Click to view comic: 'CC85: Jack Chick's fantasy world is wilder than most gamers'']

The source material is Dark Dungeons, currently located here.

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Yeah, Dark Dungeons is my favourite, too.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Doesn't really have anything to do with Chick, but inspiration struck.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 85: Jesus Loves You, Part 2']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

With thanks to Spankling for the scannage.

OK, so it's not a real SC comic.

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What others say about boorite!

Many funny strips were entered in this contest, and I shall mention a few runner-ups before getting to the winner. I mention them in chronological order.

I liked how, in "One of the Bible's Lesser-Known Lessons," wirthling made use of a Bible verse to support burglary. I looked it up in the Bible, confirming that he didn't make it up. This made his strip all the more impressive. I also like where Jesus says "Word," at the end, because it plays on both street slang and what Jesus is called in the Gospel of John.

I liked how, in "Dougan Tracts make witnessing easy," andydougan parodied a common theme in Chick tracts, that a morally bankrupt person can go to heaven merely by accepting the gospel.

I liked how, in "Love the Jewish People," Bogart parodies Chick's overenthusiastic, Old Testament-based, allegiance to Israel. Chick takes the Bible literally and firmly believes that palestine belongs to the Jews because God gave it to them in the Bible.

I liked how kaufman made tracts for various religions in "Chicklets."

"Get down and boogie with Chick" by DexX was amusing.

I was very impressed with Spankling's attempt to use Chick's own artwork. It was one of the funnier ones, though not quite the funniest. So my disqualification of it didn't affect its chances of winning.

The last strip, "When School's out ... for Jesus!" by Rev. Jim Bob Spittle, was also very amusing, especially since I am a humanist, and I like seeing Chick-style jabs at humanists.

Although there were many funny entries, the winning entry stood above the rest. "A Simple Strip Site" by Big Evil Dan was an excellent parody of a Chick tract.

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So the next contest is Big Evil Dan's to run. Since it would be much harder to pick a second-place winner, I'll pick one only if Big Evil Dan hasn't started a new contest by Saturday.

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