A death in the family? why wasn't I told?

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Dad was flammable

I'll join you in your moment of silence, I know I've never met the guy, or even heard of him before, but no-one deserves to die at the age of 24. R.I.P D

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC92: He just needs a little encouragement. by Jabizo 1-15-02

With me share of the money I think I'll get myself a new ball. Oh, come on! Think bigger. You're getting a ton of money! Can't you think of something more exciting? Hmm.. OK. How about I trade in this ball for a motorcycle. I'll be known as DemonDogonWheels! That's more like it. But can't you imagine something even bigger! Fine. I'll get myself a massive steamroller. I'll be known as PsychoDeathDog flattening all who so much as look in my direction! Mwah Ha Ha!! Uhh, heh heh... A new ball. What a great idea..

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End (or, Hair Today, Genital Warts Tomorrow) by TheElPaso 1-15-02

You bad bad robot. How could you let this happen? Tobor never thought it was possible for a robot to get genital warts, but that's what Tobor gets for cornholing Richard Simmons. Here's all our money. Go get some condoms, this is important. Hurry. And don't bother haggling, just buy them at whatever they cost. Right, my man. I'm sure Tobor will understand. .....CONDOMS'(BACKWARDS-R)'US..... And so, it seems Bill Clinton has had a lasting effect on teenagers. In another story, latex supplies in America are short. This supply and demand crap is making me sell at five mil each.

And thus, the money was no more. However, the judging did then occur and all were happy. Well, only the winner was happy, everyone else was pissed, but here are the best:

kaufman: You thought he was kidding.
Bazilla: What can we spend it on?
deucepm: Whores!
Haxx0r_k1ng: 1|\| THE /\/\0|\|EY
DH-01: Funfun Time, Mooching For Money 5
DexX: A Cry For Help
fuck: the mixxed up mony song

And the winning comic is:

CC 92: Funfun Time, Mooching For Money 5 by DH-01 1-13-02

Meanwhile, in the Finance Office... Tobor could use a cockring, too.

DH-01 clearly had the best comic.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I don't get an honorable mention?!

I think you're just discriminating against me 'cause I didn't enter this contest. Fascist.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I havent had an "honorable mention" for almost 3 CC's now.

*sob*

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If it makes you feel any better I hardly ever get one.

I've learned to get over it.

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If it makes you feel any better I hardly ever get one.

I've learned to get over it.

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I agree, DH-1 had the best... Oh, who am I kiddin'. WHORES!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

DCCVCT still applies - I thought I had that one.

Now, next contest, I have to make a classic comic which I really dislike for some odd reason, being utterly certain that it has no hope of winning. That should work.

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You love me!

You really love me! =D

-DH1, happy as hell.

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Needs more sodomy.

DCCVCT is flawed, I'm afraid. In past contests, I entered comics I knew to be awful and yet still inexplicably lost.

Kajun, you must be pretty pissed that once again I got a mention and you didn't!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Here's an idea, Bazilla - how about you don't stand in public places while tugging your dick?

I never understood why a couple of the regulars took a dislike to you. I never had a problem with you, until you started with this smug oneupmanship that has gripped you. If you want to make friends around here, just give it a fucking rest, okay?

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I hate to sound like a broken record, soldier, but... DexX is quite right. ^_^;

Do feel free to enter the next CC and give it a shot, though. All entries are welcome, even dcomposed's.

Yes, that was a low blow. I just woke up, don't bother me.

-DH1, still buzzin'.

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Needs more sodomy.

That pmdeuce guy is THE SHIT. That was GREAT.

And I didn't get used! I feel so UNUSED!

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I never understood why a couple of the regulars took a dislike to you. I never had a problem with you,

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Be Careful What You Wish For by deucepm 1-16-02

TOBOR HEARD SOMEBODY WANTED TO BE USED?! Me and my big mouth.

Sorry about that. That was disgusting. Thanks, boorite.

It's not so much my big mouth as my violently dilated anus I'm worried about.

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