Doop! That was me righ tup there...

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You said doop. I just watched the episode of Futurama where Zap Branigan blows up the Doop. It was funny.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey! I know! How about a "cereal comic"? We'll each do a comic, then another author will add to it, and so on, and so on... but you have to mention a popular brand of cereal, do it between midnight and three A.M., GMT, and every third letter has to be a Q or a W depending on what day it is? Then we can put it to a tribe of voting wombats and pick the winner based on overall colour scheme usage in the backgrounds, except for the comics made up of sausgae themed gags, then... um... shit. Never mind.

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Sarcasm off the starboard bough!

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http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=5418

Comic Contest #7 - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! by evil_d 2-24-01

So, you say that if you should obtain this job, you would do your utmost to multiply costs of our company's stock? Naturally. And would you hawk your mortal soul to assist in gaining for this corporation any small triumph or tiny victory it might wish for? Without a doubt. Fabulous. Now just stand by; in four months I'll finally call to say "Fuck you, moron; an ill baboon with a vacant mind shall fill that position, but not you." That sounds fantastic. I just know I can put my trust in you good folks at Microsoft.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Checking entries as we speak... I'll post the winner in about 15 minutes.

Or maybe I'll watch This Old House first. I dunno.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok. Once again I had to enlist the help of my wife because making these decisions alone sucks. And once again I'd like to flog the dead horse and say that not having a voting system is hard.

Not being able to use the letter 'e' is harder than I thought. It's more restrictive than narrowing character or background choices down to one or two, I thought. You all did a great job with it.

The winner I chose was the one my wife and I both seemed to laugh at the most. And that comic was...

I should point out that since with each contest we're dealing with a tiny little dictatorship, the moderator can bend the rules as he/she sees fit. Which obviously I've done. Despite the fact that bunnerabb used an 'e' in his comic, we thought it was funny.

Since this is all in fun, I would hope none of you gets uptight over this decision. Ironically, it was bunnerabb who got a little miffed when bottlerocket won #4, stretching the 'woodenbadger' phrase quite a bit in his entry. This is a little different than creative interpretation and more breaking the rules... But damn it, it was funny. And that's what this whole contest is supposed to be about.

If anyone would like to voice displeasure with my choice you can forward your comments to biteme@idontgiveadamn.com and they'll be dealth with posthaste.

So take it away, bunnerabb....

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Okay, so I found time..... man, I don't stand a chance in this one...

Comic Contest #7: Moving all weekend and I'm tired... by descolada99 2-25-01

So, what is it that YOU want to do with this company? I want to work with your company. You are all nifty with nifty products. Qualifications? I put up comics on Lowpass for hours. All your bas.... Don't say it!! Get OUT!!! Get OUT NOW!!! Launch all Zig!!

Ooopsss. didn't read the deadline. Oh well. Y'all can enjoy it anyway. :)

Sorry you were late. It was still funny. :) "Launch all Zig!"

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.