Just a last minute note... If I win I can almost guarantee that your house won't burn down tonight.

Just some food for thought.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

First of all, I'm ashamed that it only took 5 rules to throw people totally off track. However, all your asses were covered because I found a movie title to go with every strip. (For the record Cowboy, Action, and Party are all names of movies, in fact, there are multiple movies using those names.)

I'm not going to write comments for individual comics, because I'm just too damn lazy. Choosing a winner is hard enough (as I'm typing this, I STILL don't know who won).

Okay, I've made my decision

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest#9-This comic was written 30 seconds too early']

I almost didn't pick this one, and went for the rookie crunchyfish. This contest was close enough that I only chose this because the dialouge in cf's first panel was inverted. All the entries were good, even if half of you stumbled upon movie titles by accident. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You could have read from the top down and it would have been just fine. But no... You had to go and pick that egg sucking bastard ObiJockstrap.

Now he's probably gonna gloat, like the insidious gloater that he is.

I hope the Red Robot eats him.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I didn't know how to get around the inverted dialogue without destroying all that was sacred.. er.. spending an extra two minutes on it. I liked Obi's, though.

Shit God in heaven. I'm like 5 hours late checking the message board since I knew I had no chance in hell of winning. I'm guessing B.E.D. (You probably pick up chicks using that acronym, huh Dan) felt sorry for me. Luckily, I'm all for the pity vote.

Ok, I'm coming up with the next contest now and only have to work out a few details like how exactly the gabe_billings character will die: death by bongo, or a terrible crocheting accident.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

How about he gets fucked to death by a bunch of hot chicks in bikini bottoms, helmets & elbow pads, like that dude in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life?

That'd suck, I'm sure. And nothing's too bad for me.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I was thinking of more of a Life of Brian death. Or maybe a Holy Grail death by the Knights who say Ni. Or I could go with the fucked to death by hot chicks if you don't mind Feet for Ears, cowboy, and elephant playing the part of the hot chicks. I'm sure cowboy would look particularly saucy in the bikiny bottoms. Ah, screw it. I'll just go with Cheers.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.