Nate! Look at those comics again. They are funny. They are clever. That rules a few people out, don't you think?

To be honest, I don't want to guess at who it is. It could be any of the many funny buggers on this forum.

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Pitter Patter by baba 3-12-02

Papa! So you're the result of my mating with a goat, eh? The one who will spread an awful evil across the world? I think I'll name you "Halla." Papa is funny! You don't seem evil. I mean, you look scary but you seem harmelsss otherwise, and... *sniff* What in Allah's name is is that SMELL? Halla make poopy! Anybody got a shovel?

That Makes Sense by baba 3-12-02

Allah... What are the implications of Halla only having half a soul? If she mates with someone, will her offspring have 75% of a soul? "The seed of life is like that of a pumpkin. When roasted and salted, it is very tasty." Could you run that by me again? "Do not fling your bananas at the redwood tree. The redwood will not care, and your bananas will get mushy." You have idea, do you? "An idea is like a watermelon. Remove the water, and you have only melon."

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*laugh* See what I mean?

Oh, and no - it isn't me. Posting under a pseudonym and then talking about how cool I am is not an activity in which I engage.

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Yeah, unlike that magnificent bastard, Mr_Kidney, now THAT guy's cool.

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A Crisis of Faith by baba 3-13-02

Allah... I'm having a crisis of faith. "A crisis is like a crab apple. Despite the name, it does not taste like a crustacean." You make no sense! And you sound more like Confucius than Allah! "Sense is like dried cannabis rolled in paper and inhaled deeply. That is, verily, some good shit." Whoah! Allah smokes weed? How do you think I come up with these sayings?

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Alas, Babble On by baba 3-13-02

So your wisdom has been nothing but drug-induced babbling? I'm afraid so. And the way you changed from character to character? My mating with a goat? My demon-daugher, Halla? Just a pot-inspired fantasy. What about the New Revised American International Alternative Standard King James Koran? Four hundred pages of fruit and vegatable aphorisms... in my head.

And So It Goes by baba 3-13-02

Funny, it all seemed so real. Ultimately, who can say what is real and what is fantasy? Zoroaster said, "If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it. " Zen Buddhists would say, "We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world." Yeah, and you would say something like, "The prune of Love is wrinkly, but sweet, and as an added bonus, it makes you regular." Man, why didn't I think of that?

Que Sera Sera by baba 3-13-02

Well, Allah... What's next? Next? Next you come down from your high, and I go away. Goodbye, Baba. Wait! Where are you going? Who says what is real, Baba? I'm just another part of your hallucination. Farewell! Shit.

THE END... FOR NOW!

Well, what I started as a joke has turned out a bit more philisophical than expected. I hope you don't mind.

I'm sure that there will be future chapters of this, eventually... and like Aslan keeps popping up in the Chronicles of Narnia, I'm sure that we will see Allah again.

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*applause*

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*standing ovation* Excellent series. I would not have predicted this a week or so ago, but bab's going on my favourites list... whoever you are... :)

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w00t!
That would be high praise from me.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

The odd thing is... I never intended this to be a series. It just turned out that way. It was fun, though. I even hid a clue to my true identity somewhere, just for kicks. Though I'm curious if someone can figure out who I am, just based on the style of humor.

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I put a fiver on it being FPD.

All I can say is that they really started out as crap and got better at the end. I can't say I share your sense of humor DexX. In fact it seems you've had it out for me since the begining.

Heh.. it will seem so obvious to you, once you've figured it out.

Sorry, kramer_vs_kramer... I'm not FPD. Why did you think that?

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your Bazilla?

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No, Bazilla isn't mine.

Oh, did you mean, "You're Bazilla?"

No, not that, either.

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I was going to say that I suspect kaufman, but I don't recall a single eye-watering pun in that whole series. Okay, official guess... fuzzyman. He's funny, clever, and loves to do series, especially irregular series over the space of days or weeks.

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And DexX wins the prize.

I was surprised that no one else picked up on the fact that I do lots of long, rambling series. Kramer's FPD guess makes sense, since FPD does lots of series, as well.

By the way... the clue to my identity was hidden here... Just read the first letter in every word balloon. The Zoroaster quote was supposed to be a clue that this strip held the truth (within the lie of baba). Perhaps I'm too "clever" for my own good!

And So It Goes by baba 3-13-02

Funny, it all seemed so real. Ultimately, who can say what is real and what is fantasy? Zoroaster said, "If you wish to strengthen a lie, mix a little truth in with it. " Zen Buddhists would say, "We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world." Yeah, and you would say something like, "The prune of Love is wrinkly, but sweet, and as an added bonus, it makes you regular." Man, why didn't I think of that?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Jehovah is one, and there is no other. His password is secret, and shall remain so. He knows no other passwords but his own.

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...and Nate's...

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wait just a damn minute... I more than translated that crazy portuguese goodness...

[link]
http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=40498&forum=15&page=4[/link]

I just realized cattle tender was a cowboy physics joke... DOH!

and ummmm... you did post your password for some kind of reason right?

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

Now THERE'S a proper link. Sheesh I'm losing my mind.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=40498&forum=15&page=4

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

I have returned!!!

Oh, yeah, I never left.

Baba's World by baba 6-15-02

So Allah was just a drug-induced dream. I'm not his Messenger. I'm just a poor man living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Man, how could this get any worse? Moh! I had to ask.

Questions by baba 6-15-02

Wait! Maybe Allah was real. Maybe he communicates with me through my drug dreams! Maybe I'm meant to be his Messenger in *this* world! But why? Why would he choose a regular guy like me? And why now, after the nuclear apocalypse? Wouldn't he want to prevent it? And why am I talking to myself? I was beginning to wonder.

A Way Back by baba 6-15-02

Damn! I'm just not sure what to do! I wish I had more time with Allah so I could understand! Uhh.... sure, man. Whatever. Well, there's only one thing to do. What's that? I must have another hit of the Holy Weed. Dude, you've had more than your share already!

Through The Smoking Glass by baba 6-15-02

Okay, here goes.... Phhhhhttttt!!! Awww, man! You finished it off! WHOAH! Feeling anything? Allah! The carrot of contentment must be washed thoroughly before consumption. Welcome back, Baba.

To be continued...

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The More Things Change by baba 3-14-05

Allah, it's so good to be back with you! My real life is a burned out post-apocalyptic Hell! "The grapefruit of life is juicy, but when you least expect it, it squirts you in the eye." You know, only a few seconds have passed, and yet it feels like almost three years. "The tomato must ripen on the vine, but don't let it ripen too long, or add an E to the end like Dan Quayle would." You've been in the produce aisle all this time, haven't you? "The cucumber, though supple, is no substitute for a date on a Friday night."

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