CC104: Fun at the Old Folk's Home 2 by israphael 3-09-02

Grandpa, how was Stripcreator destroyed? In our arrogance, it was felt that for Stripcreator to grow we had to standardize certain comedy bits. So we gathered up the regulars and... Item #42: From now on, diabolic laughter will be designated by the sound "MWAHAHAHA!" You fool, everybody knows that proper sinister laughter goes "BWAHAHAHA!" Yup, blood and Astroglide ran in the streets that night.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I am going to create a comic that is guaranteed to beat all you gay regulars (and even the heterosexual one, too) and it will be the bext comic ever and it will be even better than that cowboy physics crap and it will be deemed THE COMIC SO GOOD IT MADE GOD CRY.

Until then, a classic xpac comic:

-apunchlineisaboxingmove- by xpac 1-23-02

In this corner, Boxing Wirthling Head! -(Pretend there is a boxing ring here)- And in this corner, another Boxing Wirthling Head!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

The way with the rug is a lay for the bug.

sweeties by xpac 3-09-02

I bet you don't have any giant invisible feet. It even levitates the bug when it splats.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

the last comic was not the one that i was talking about in my first comic (despite what you losers who have never seen comedy before may think), but this one is THE COMIC SO GOOD IT MADE GOD CRY (repition necessary)

If you don't like me, fight me! by xpac 3-09-02

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

the only reason that would make god cry is because he wasted whatever small amount of talent you have on you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah... don't know if these work with the rules...

No Animation! by Thomasisneat 9-08-01

The little Asian girl grows frustrated at the chick with pigtails and decides to take action! That's it! I'm coming over there and kicking your ass! Alas, she realizes her perdicament. Dammit!

Cannibalism by Thomasisneat 9-04-01

Yum

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

CC 104: Giant Robot Action Rangers! - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 3-09-02

Oh no! A gigantic demon is attacking the city! And we're still recovering from the Godzilla attack last week. This sounds like a job for the Giant Robot Action Rangers! Rangers, form Tronobot on my mark! Prepare to consume hot, lasery justice, foul demon! This is the best you guys could do?

CC 104: Giant Robot Action Rangers! - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 3-09-02

We've taken another hit! Shields are down to 12 percent! The plasma cannons are offline. Hyper-fusion generator is in a state of flux. The coffee machine is out of order. Why didn't we just turn into the big robot? Every fucking monster we fight is exactly the same size as the big robot. You have much to learn about battle tactics, young one. But the time has come to avenge the coffee machine. Transform into BIG-DEATH-O-TRON!! I get very cranky without my morning coffee! Hey! You just changed your mass! It's time to teach you about the conservation of matter... smashy style!

CC 104: Giant Robot Action Rangers! - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 3-09-02

So what are you armed with? Gamma rays? Ion lasers? Photon torpedos? I give a mean wedgie. Hah! I'm not wearing pants!

CC 104: Giant Robot Action Rangers! - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 3-09-02

The other rangers have been killed! We can't just keep poking the demon in the eye. We need to use the Finishing Move Beam! Have you ever been poked in the eye? Trust me, it hurts like hell. That's it! You're not fit for command. I'm taking over. Mutiny, eh? In my day, we- oh dear, I'm on fire. That was easier than I thought. Hey! This hurts more than an eye-poking.

CC 104: Giant Robot Action Rangers! - Part 5 by BigEvilDan 3-09-02

Alright demon. Prepare to face the end. Charging Finishing Move Beam! Gasp! You're not going to attack while I'm charging? Can't. Union rules.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 104: Giant Robot Action Rangers! - Part 6']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Batteries Are Included (CC:104) by kelly_midnight 3-09-02

::: Remember when you imagined slugging Tomi in her beer pooch the next time she snoops at your e-mail screen?... ::: ::: ... just "accidentally" roll your office chair back violently and take her out! ::: Did it once before... got Monistat 7 cream splurted all over my hair.

Hi y'all. I like Santa's "nail remover" line among the contest entrys. I will be laughing all the way to mass tonight because of that one. Thanks!

I haven't been feeling competive or antagonistic recently. For what it's worth, my personalized horoscope at astro.com is saying the same thing. But here's one of my old strips that fits the bill.

Mechanical Malevolence by fpd 8-07-01

Take me to your leader. Think again Mars-boy. Us robots don't have to obey no bug-eyed aliens. I am not from Mars, you xenophobot. Take me to your leader, or I will blast you. By the third law of robotics, I will comply. Haha, I got that alien real horrorshow. Damn first law keeps me from ripping humans, but when aliens come around, oh boy!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

WARNING the folowing comic was not thought out and the result of a person very tired from running the last two days, climaxing in the comsumption of a purple ketchup, anchovie, sardine, "special sauce" and corn beef sandwich to win a contest at a party- no joke.

Plenty of great entries, picking out one winner has gotta be the toughest fight on the thread. First, the list of bouts that would main-event anywhere:

Kaufman: As seen at a recent Flyers-Rangers game - And to think that his costume looks better than most NHL jerseys.
Kajun Firefly: Bedtime Fun - "your switch nearly pokes through the lamp shade" is genius.
drave: Can't we all just get it on? - wehn a man loves a wooden (cross), HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH.
Kitty_Kat: Just so she's more pissed off. - A surprising laugh.
Namgubed: Three Movies, One Panel Each - This is the comic Hollywood would pay millions to delete.
israphael: Fun at the Old Folk's Home 2 - And in the end, it turns out that GWAHAHAHA is more evil.

But after all the smoke clears and all the dust settles, the winner is Big Evil Dan, for Giant Robot Action Rangers. Not one unfunny comic in that series. Can't wait for 105.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Curses, foiled again!

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Dad was flammable

You Are What You Regurgitate by israphael 3-10-02

Even though I won the bet, I don't think eating that anchovy, sardine, corned beef, and ketchup sandwich was a good idea. *BARF* Nice shoes. Are they new? They were.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

lol
Actualy, I was suprised I held it down.