Okay, it's time to get my judge on.

Thanks to everyone who entered. I think this contest has rekindled my desire to start playing Ani-Mayhem.

There are a handful of entries here that are about equally good, in my opinion, so making a decision was difficult. But in the end, I've decided to go with...

TheElPaso for his "Bazilla" card. Mainly because, for reasons I don't quite understand, the fact that he has Trample makes me giggle.

Congratulations, Mr. Paso. Give us something good for the next one.

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Congratulations, ElPaso. I'm curious, did you do a bunch of copy/pasting to get the proper font, or were you able to download it somewhere and type on your magic cards?

I know it's over, but I couldn't help myself... at least evil_d and neovid will get the jokes.

hey i know johnny

http://www.webfontlist.com/pages/station.asp?ID=9249 has a Magic font, but I downloaded it long ago, so forgive me if it doesn't work anymore.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Thank you muchly for the link.

Okay, I need to stop now...

No you don't.

There's a lot of potential just in Happy Noodle Boy cards.

"If the citizens of Mars do not surrender within two rounds, Happy Noodle Boy becomes giant Wilford Brimley."

"If Happy Noodle Boy's demands are not met by sometime, he will begin buttering your loved ones."

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Flash effect-- Bad Date: A targeted party's males and females must split up for the rest of the game.

Caption: "Oh my god! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!"

Flash Effect-- Give Happy Noodle Boy the time of day, or he will absolve thee with Tree Scratchies.

Flash Effect-- Happy Noodle Boy attempts to ressurect a killed Character. Flip a coin. Heads, the attempt fails. Tails, the attempt fails.

Caption: "I alone can hear his tortured screams!!! EeeK! Screamy noises! You have been fooled into an early burial!! You must help him!!"

Equipment-- Happy Noodle Armor -- Requires Insanity to equip.

Major Disaster-- Super Bastard Beam! "This disaster destroys its current location, killing all Characters and destroying all other disasters and items and all immediate surrounding locations in 2 turns unless defeated, or unless "Obsessor" is in play, in which case obsessor is destroyed."

Break Happy Noodle Boy's secret elbow, or he will release the boobie harnesses in one turn.

The Happy Noodle Boy INWO card:

Happy Noodle Boy; personality

Power 1/1
Resistance 2

Alignments: Weird, Fanatic, Violent, Criminal

As his action, Happy Noodle Boy can give +5 to any attack to destroy, or +8 against Straights.

Cthulhu or the UFOs can take control of Noodle Boy for free.

"Some people SAY there's something wrong with me, but etaoin shrdlu tobor ftaghn hello kitty!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Magic abilities for happy noodleboy

(0)Tap happy noodleboy to have all other players' creatures deal their power in damage to him
(0)Regenerate happy noodleboy

Caption : "PFFFFFFT! My hands! I can't get them off my wrists!"

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

At lemur68's request...

Anything containing JTHM rocks by default.

I play Quake II using the JTHM model. Complete with fly buzzing around his shoulders.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"