You gay butt pirate, it took 4 HOURS for someone to make that joke, and it wasn't even a reg? Someone around here is slipping.

Were being sympathetic to newbies , kinda , because were running out of human hearts to sacrifice to the deity.

So were luring them into a false sense of security.

Brownies, no nuts(Ba dum ching!), are my vice. Tempt at will, boys.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You know, Erica. I haven\\\'t left a message on your cellphone recently.

Yeah, neither has the Pope, but I know he has an excuse.

Mmmhmmmm...

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/benny/

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/benny/

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That is a bigoted stereotype that I want to dispel immediately. Just because you are a butt pirate does not mean you are gay. If you are on top, plundering the other fellow's booty, then you are NOT gay. HE is. So you should have called him a mincing, prissy little cock holster. You insensitive bastard.

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Point taken.

Awwwwww, you have a crush on me, Mut?!?!?!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well I use that word loosely, muffin.

You're just a loose type of guy in general , cumquat.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Translation: ravish me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Die. I know you all missed me. And don't post to object, darlings. For I missed you as well.

-dramatic sob-(not to be confused with a dramatic SOB)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Man alive.

No.. don't get up. I don't count as a real 'lady' anyway.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So.. what do you get when you pair an immigrant worker with another immigrant worker?

Undone work.

Read my comics, damnit!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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FYI - I'm still here. Your plot to have me killed off has failed.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

No one told me about that plot. If I can get involved, then maybe we'll finally see some results.

The first comic you posted was shit. Was the joke that Asians have "yellow" skin? Because even though Asiangirl2 is called "Asiangirl2," she doesn't look the least bit Asian. So much for your joke.

The second comic was much better. Of the comics of yours I've seen, they seem to be mostly either "yuck," like the first one you just posted, or "pretty good," like the second. You seem to have more good ones than yuck ones.

Which doesn't make your AsianGirl comic any funnier.

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