You gay butt pirate, it took 4 HOURS for someone to make that joke, and it wasn't even a reg? Someone around here is slipping.

Were being sympathetic to newbies , kinda , because were running out of human hearts to sacrifice to the deity.

So were luring them into a false sense of security.

Brownies, no nuts(Ba dum ching!), are my vice. Tempt at will, boys.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You know, Erica. I haven\\\'t left a message on your cellphone recently.

Yeah, neither has the Pope, but I know he has an excuse.

Mmmhmmmm...

... by ObiChinchilla 7-31-02

I have a little crush on PhreakyChinchilla. I think it will pass in time. I mean, she's fucking obnoxious.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

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Mmmhmmmm...

... by ObiChinchilla 7-31-02

I have a little crush on PhreakyChinchilla. I think it will pass in time. I mean, she's fucking obnoxious.

/benny/

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That is a bigoted stereotype that I want to dispel immediately. Just because you are a butt pirate does not mean you are gay. If you are on top, plundering the other fellow's booty, then you are NOT gay. HE is. So you should have called him a mincing, prissy little cock holster. You insensitive bastard.

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What others say about boorite!

Point taken.

Awwwwww, you have a crush on me, Mut?!?!?!

... redux by ObiJo 7-31-02

I have a little crush on PhreakyChinchilla. I think it will pass in time. I mean, she's fucking obnoxious.

... by ObiJo 7-31-02

I've decided to construct a life for me and Phreaky entirely in my head. And the Phreaky in my head will be like "Oh, obi, you are a REAL man. And oh, obi, how I love you." And she'll be naked. And holding a low-carb pot pie. Stop calling here.

The Phreaky in my head by ObiJo 7-31-02

Hello, Phreaky. Hello, obi. You did get the memo on the nakedness? Yes, but I'm afraid you're using the wrong avatar for me. Sorry about that. Go ahead and change. Okay, but turn around.

... by ObiJo 7-31-02

I have plans for us, Phreaky. How does cruising the country on a motorcycle sound? Sounds good. Then maybe oversees. We'll never own a house, just keep moving from one place to another. Life's an adventure! Sounds GREAT! Turn around! Kiss me, you fool.

... by ObiJo 7-31-02

And we'll see things most people only see on tv, and do things most people never knew possible. Turn around, silly!

[Click to view comic: '...']
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[Click to view comic: 'HAVNAR, dear']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well I use that word loosely, muffin.

You're just a loose type of guy in general , cumquat.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Translation: ravish me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Die. I know you all missed me. And don't post to object, darlings. For I missed you as well.

-dramatic sob-(not to be confused with a dramatic SOB)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Man alive.

No.. don't get up. I don't count as a real 'lady' anyway.

REALITY TV by PhreakyChinchilla 10-10-02

So.. I watched this show about paleontologists last night.. Really? Why? Because I a mildly interested in dinosaurs and what not.. ... Okay, okay!! Survivor wasn't on. Jesus. Knew it.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So.. what do you get when you pair an immigrant worker with another immigrant worker?

Undone work.

Read my comics, damnit!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Not Funny in so many ways. by PhreakyChinchilla 3-31-03

You look a little peaked, almost yellow. Feeling okay? Yeah..it's just a heart condition I have that makes my color like this. Wow, is it serious? Mmm... kinda. A yellowish color is just a symptom... Maybe I should go see my doctor... Yeah, maybe.

Mall Santa:Where's Security when you need them? by PhreakyChinchilla 3-13-03

Hi, Santa! I have a big long list for you! Ho ho ho.. I have something big and long for you too! The masks revealed... Busted, pal. I'm taking you in. Ahhh... shit.

FYI - I'm still here. Your plot to have me killed off has failed.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

No one told me about that plot. If I can get involved, then maybe we'll finally see some results.

The first comic you posted was shit. Was the joke that Asians have "yellow" skin? Because even though Asiangirl2 is called "Asiangirl2," she doesn't look the least bit Asian. So much for your joke.

The second comic was much better. Of the comics of yours I've seen, they seem to be mostly either "yuck," like the first one you just posted, or "pretty good," like the second. You seem to have more good ones than yuck ones.

Which doesn't make your AsianGirl comic any funnier.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002