In heaven, The Italians do the cooking, the Americans do the fighting, and the English do the organising. In hell, the Italians do the fighting, the Americans do the organising, and the English do the cooking.

It's true

(smirk)

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 28 - Limeys Suck, But Wirthling Sucks More']

Oh, you British. Think you're so superiour with your extra u's and your ass-backwards roads and your monarchy and your scary ass foods. Black pudding? Yeecchhh!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yaaaaaaay! Only 6-4 behind now. But, dammit, less than two days to go.

And only the eight entries to judge too. Sigh. Maybe it WAS too difficult. :-P

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

I'm ashamed of you all. Since when are we too good to welcome any half-assed, fog-trotting, teabag-sucking, banger and mash-scarfing, lime-licking, shoebox-sized car-driving, unintelligible-scousing bastard into this collective of sensitive and talented comic strippers?

Tsk

Love,
bunner

(Who is of English and Irish extraction, btw)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Are you shitting me? They eat 'toad in the hole'. What the fuck is that?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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OKay.. I'm starting to get a little drunk. I know, it's a Monday night, but I fucke dthings up with my girlfriend, so I'm drinking vodka.

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Blow this out your arse...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 28: The Worst Comic Contest Entry Ever']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh, Prunella!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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If you arsed things up with your main squeeze, you have to get some Jack Daniel's. Vodka is for housewives and little girls, dude. Get with it.

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Don't forget "spotted dick."

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What others say about boorite!

6-5! 6-5! 6-5!
24 HOURS TO GO!
VOTE WIRTHLING!!!

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Matthew seems to having a break, so here you go...

Toad in the hole - as far as I understand it, either a sausage wrapped in pastry and baked, or a sausage dipped in batter and deep-fried. Definitely sausage coated with carbohydrate, anyway.

Spotted dick - a hot sweet pudding with sultanas/raisins in it. Apparently quite yummy.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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Spotted dick - a hot sweet pudding with sultanas/raisins in it. Apparently quite yummy.

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I didn't "start" anything. 99% of these posts are humourous. Remember? So are you pissed off at Boorite's reply to my post, or just my post? I'm sorry you're angry and bitter. I think we've all been there. You posted yours on a message board. I have no interest in making sport of your personal misery. Now, if you wanna go and get angry witm me, you do that.

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Now, if you wanna go and get angry witm me, you do that.

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Hooked on phonics, as you can see, did not quite work for "everybody".

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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... I took it out th ewrong way.

Seriously, I do drink cranberry vodka in the car and bourbon at home.

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What others say about boorite!

All better, my ass. You two want to fight, and that's natural. But there's no fighting allowed in here. Any fighting must be taken over to the "I am a collosal geek" thread. Where, by the way, Jael and Britney Spears are filming "Lesbian Liaison."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Playing as a double feature with "Big Meaty Man Rumble", featuring ObiJo as Long Dong Silver and wirthling as Captain Felch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Matthew seems to having a break, so here you go...

Toad in the hole - as far as I understand it, either a sausage wrapped in pastry and baked, or a sausage dipped in batter and deep-fried. Definitely sausage coated with carbohydrate, anyway.

Spotted dick - a hot sweet pudding with sultanas/raisins in it. Apparently quite yummy.

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Triple feature in fact. Gabe "Centimeter Peter" Billings will be summarily flogged by DexX in Effect. (All he wants to do is a zoom a zoom zoom and a boom boom.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #28: I Shite Ewe Snot']

I want to thank Robert Rodriguez, Quenten Tarantino, and Cheech Marin for the inspiration for this trash.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

British pussy is quite nice actually. Don't insult it till you've tried it.

My friend Rachel has many cats, and they're all great.

7-5. :( Results in about an hour or two.. so sneak in a few last minute cartoons if you wanna.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Now now, don't get yer knickers in a twist, you are the one that gave us the choice to insult the british or wirthling so don't complain when we uphold your rules or I'll have to call you a poo faced git or some such thing.

btw, I've had British pussy and it all depends on the individual woman, not her race/country/creed.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

See, traditional British sarcasm doesn't come over very well in text, does it? Darn it. I could use smilies, but I hate the blooming things.

Anyway, I was talking about cats. Do have a sick mind or something, Popey? :P

(Argh.)

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.