OK.

once more for the pathetic ppl here (gabe+spankling)

i am a nice guy,
yes i am -
if you were a nice girl
we'd be the same.

but you are saucy, vicious, mad
the dirtiest bitch i ever had.

don't get me wrong - i (do) think your nice
just smoke a bong - wear pink, be wise

i travelled the world, i travelled so far,
now i am back and called a star.
but i say "FUCK" to all you dorks !
it's not about luck - i joined the BORGS.

so what and how and why an when ?
you lot, you cow; you'll die and then ?

i don't need no one - just leave me alone(d) !
i won't feed no con - bust thieves, be stone(d).

so, these are the last lines of this rhymes,
i'm sick and tired of verbal crimes.
i hope you understand the signs,
i will enjoy the herbal times !

bio4ema aka
sub_TAF aka
sub_m7 aka
clone[77] aka
l.i.a.l. aka
adaptor aka
ppp500 aka
ppp555 aka
ERROR3000 aka
elektronik[a]
bank aka
afru2 aka
subjektTonArtFilm aka
7monks aka
DJDC aka
KlangDichte aka
experience 57k aka
1s aka
N6 aka
G.Perlhuhn aka
JS_SBG aka
SNOT aka
inTense aka
PerfACT aka
real_AI_technologies aka
assembler active aka
smartFX

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

I think I know why your music career hasn't taken off either.

Gabe aka
Gabriel aka
The Royal Fat Person aka
6.02 x 10^23 aka
3.14 aka
pi aka
ppp137 aka
ppp431 aka
ppp119 aka
ppp900 aka
ppp654 aka
ppp332 aka
ppp806 aka
Bob the Builder aka
sub_standard aka
sub_mar_ine aka
sub_let aka
sub_strate aka
sub_way aka
sub_k13 aka
K-12 aka
l.o.l aka
r.o.f.l. aka
f.o.f.l.m.a.o. aka
f.y.a.t.h.y.r.i.o aka
snafu aka
Boggle aka
Scrabble aka
Krazy8s aka
underWhere aka
KF_KD5T aka
Where's Waldo aka
Obi's Cock aka
Gandhi aka
Superfly T.N.T. aka
Magnum PI aka
HAL9000 aka
nurf aka
Laura Ingalls Wilder aka
YourMom aka
widget16 aka
craptastica aka
Mr Fantastic aka
Captain Moonpants aka
Gilligan aka
007 aka
Moose in a Bucket aka
trooBlue aka
Michael Knight aka
Matlock aka
4077 aka
Little Man in the Boat aka
Deuche Bigalow aka
fruits[4] aka
The Mad Melon aka
Friar Truck aka
VegeMight aka
Homestarrunner aka
Mr. Wizard aka
Bill Nye aka
12 Lords a Leaping aka
MonkeySpunk33 aka
SPAMbot aka
TARDbot aka
Zippy the Pinhead aka
Martha Washington aka
McGruff the Crime Dog aka
Smokey the Bear aka
Mel the Cook on Alice aka
fujitsu aka
Mack the Knife aka
AE-1 aka
spleen[6.2] aka
AKA aka
aliasBoy aka
sub_m7 sucks my ballzac aka
anusLicker aka
GoatFucker aka
hamSandwhich9 aka
billsmith2045 aka
Wee Willy Winkie aka
Jack Sprat aka
The Steadfast Tin Soldier aka
Rambo McNutt aka
Murphy the Wonderdog aka
meatPANTS aka
Crocodile Cunter aka
WORF aka
CHiPs aka
mangoLicious aka
7even aka
bitchFactor-E aka
your left nut aka
boorite's DADDY aka
snoogins aka
Silent Gabe aka
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith aka
Deep Throat aka
The Man in Black aka
The Man in White aka
The Man in Mauve aka
The Man in Puce aka
The Dude aka
El Dudarino aka
The Dudemeister aka
JamMasterJeff aka
The Masked Rabbit aka
The Silly Cockbeater aka
Bunner's Bitch aka
Adrian Wapcaplet aka
Kevin Philips Bong aka
Mr Bean aka
BlackAdder aka
Manuel aka
Three Little Piggies aka
Foot aka
timpanic membrane aka
Rogets Thesaurus aka
The Oxford English Dictionary aka
5crack34.44321[67].9959 aka
%%$$#(*$*# aka
SCHMIIIIIIIIIGOT! aka
wirthling's worst nightmare aka
nothing

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

TO GABE BILLIG [ = GABE CHEAP IN GERMAN ]

!!! what a list of crap !!!

also, i am sub_standard for about 6-7 years now, so FUCK YOU, TRIPPER GORE, FUCK YOU
FUCK EMINEM, TOO

sub_m7 aka sub_standard aka

whoever_fucks_with_us_gets_their_genitals_cut_off_
with_an_old_herpes_infected_knife

---
=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

quote:

---

also, i am sub_standard for about 6-7 years now, so FUCK YOU, TRIPPER GORE, FUCK YOU
FUCK EMINEM, TOO

sub_m7 aka sub_standard aka

---

I can vouch that Gabe has been substandard for at least as long as I have known him.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

This kid has seen Hackers too many times.

~Iason

You fuckers don't know!
[b]U
Fukers
JUST
DON'T
KN0W!![/b]

Who in the house?
I sez Who in the house?

Jo in the house aka
meat man aka
got some spam? aka
frying pan aka
anti-carb aka
grill it hard aka
atkins aka
super atkins aka
superatkinsfregalisticexpealadotious aka
Gummy McCracken aka
The Stomach aka
Eacha aka
Gobble Gobble aka
Much Munch aka
ketosified killa aka
cornmeal aka
no, wait, ANTI-cornmeal aka
low-carb cornmeal aka
corn aka
only in small portions aka
cornbread aka
nothing wrong with that aka
no sex in the champagne room aka
there's champagne in the champagne room aka
but you don't want champagne, do you? aka
You want SEX aka
Bert

WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!!!!

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

TO OBI JO [ = DOG FUCKER IN GERMAN ]

!!! what a list of crap !!!

also, i am cornmeal for about 6-7 years now, so FUCK YOU, BETSY ROSS, FUCK YOU
FUCK LANGSTON HUGHES, TOO

gabe_billings aka cornmeal aka

whoever_fucks_with_us_gets_their_apartments_cleaned
_real_cheap_and_sometimes_we_cook_you_sausages_
too_but_we_dont_do_windows

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

to cheep_billings and any uther SUCKLA I'll say it agaain for you (while listen =troo do cabbage patch]

I wa born in a bak lot
like a gunshot
but only larger
don't tell me you don't know me
you've seen me on the radio
ho
but i ain't no radio ho
All the ladys say HOOOOOOO!

No, not "who", "hoe", foo
let try it again
All the ladys say HOOOOOO!

I said "Goddamn, where ya even listnin"
during that whole "who" "hoe" clarification
cause i'm guessing no
Not "New"!
"Know"!

Got it?

Now all the ladys say HOOOOOOOO!

[b]GODAMMIT YOU'RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE
YOU FUCIN LADYS
I HATE YOU LADYS
I FUCKING HATE YOU!
NO, NOT YO, EWE!
EWE EWE EWE
aaggaakfljASDL;FAKSHJF;ADSLFJA;LKSFJAS;DLKJ
FKLDSJF;LADS!!!!fuck1![/b]

Let's try tha again, Pete, but this time easy on the topside bass.

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

U THINK U R TOUGH?

>DER SCHWAMM IST NICHT NASS !!!<
(what Hitler said the last time he tried to take a bath)

Take this you scallawag!

I'm a crackwhore
thieving vandals
that guy from Binary Blocks
wore crappy sandals.

I'll slice your throat
I'll slice your toast
IM THE MUTHERFUCKER THAT HATES YOU THE MOST

Well you sittin' there
with all your toys
I'm busting phat rhymes with the Beastie Boys.

MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!

It's time you admit
your rhymes are all shit
I'll beat your ass down
kick you out of town.

PEACE OUT.

cornmeal aka
obi's left nut

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

1
2
3 strikes yer out

I gave you a chance
to shut your mouf

But did you?
NO!

But did you?
NO!

Now I can't stop the voices
the voices saying "Kill him, O!"

No I can't stop the voices
the voices
the voices

I can't stop the voices
the voices
the voices

Can't stop the voices
the voices
the voices

Voices voices voices voices voices saying "Kill him, O!"

You think you're tough?
I say that you are not

You think you're rough?
I say you're like a baby's butt

You think you're raw
I say close, I say rancid

I'll bust rhymes on your ass
Make you sound like a retarded Hansen

You can't compete with a white boy raised brown
In Ghettosville, Arizona also known as SunTown

Everyday I'd come home
I'd come home and watch he-man
smoke a little dope
then emote my feelings
busta a little rhyme
hit a little snatch
talk a little shit
then
dance the cabbage patch

You honestly think you can compete
with a crazy motherfucker raised on the hard streets?

Go home, son
I think I hear your mama calling

Go home son
Else I'll have said mother balling
Balling out her eyes
me between her thighs
stifling her cries
over a son that had fallen
Fallen in a place he shoulda never come a calling

Talking his shit about that which he doesn't know...
Talking his shit against the glory that is velcro.

Werd.

Much Munch aka
The Real Deal Cornmeal

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

There once was a mope from Fort Levin
Who took the name sub dash m7
His hacks were such crap
Geocities collaped
Now I wait for the v-girl in Heaven

gawd that sucks.

There once was a rank smelling goat
Who tried to write poems with his scrote
His haxor skilz sucked
and his anus was fucked
by a gnome in a lavendar coat

OHHH! ...no... that sucked too.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

now however hard you are,
i am harder.

however smart you are,
i am smarter.

however far you've been,
i've been further.

if you listen to my styles,
you scream MURDER.

-------------------------------

so i'm the muthafukka
with the ill-styled flow,
never ever called my girl a hoe,
light up the blunts in the dark to glow,
and you little suckas are just too slow.

don't blame me for that your life is low,
i don't wanna see what you'd like to show.
ca you smell now what i'm tryin' to grow ?
it's bio-narcotics that you don't even know !

(repeat)

also, does any of you need hip hop instrumentals by afru2 (sub_m7 member). otherwise i'll mc your texts.

bio4ema (sub_m7)

---
=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

SUB_M7 YOu are the rapper
We have been looking after!!

---
FABULOUS TREASURE

And here is the gnome in the lavender coat.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey, is this a rapping contest? Let me take a crack at it:

Yo yo, check it out
The rappa is here, so please don't shout
These white boy's ain't got nothin' on me
The worst 'dey do iz Ecstasy
But I'm da O. G., foo', I ain't some colossal geek
Don't even try, blud, 'cause you're hella weak
And I ain't bustin' no Nantucket rhymes
Go back to yo' crib, homes, yo' so past yo' prime
And blud, 'am' and 'same' don't sound alike
Go and grab a dictionary, you fuckin' dyke
And what's with this 1-2-3 strikes shit?
Take a seat, gramps, 'cause that is it
For all y'all, time to see the real thang
You can't phase 'dis, you ain't down with none of my slang
Watch me as I trounce all o'er yo' ass
And be amazed as I show you some real class
And if you think that you can front to 'dis
Back up, homes, 'cause I ain't gonna miss
A .42 pointed straight up yo' head
One shot-- BANG-- all it takes to make yo' dead
I'm yo' daddy, I fucked yo' mama good
She was screaming my name through all da' hood
But it don't mean I ain't gonna set you straight
If you gonna go about with yo' playa' hate

Eek, that's hard to read, but oh well. :-)

I'm not a brother of metal, but I feel equaly vexed by these foolish ryming words.

Is it time to bust out a funky ass bass groove?

---
Bitchy Sauce Girl?

THE SUB_M7 RAP

ObiJo. Real name, no gimmicks.

...

Turn around son
It's just begun
If you disrespect me
I'll bust you one
Think you can roll with me?
Troll with me?
Go to the alley in my upper middle class suburb and bowl with me?
Just try it you'll regret it
Y'all talk shit but I don't sweat it
Think you can roll with me
Troll with me?
Talk Hebrew religion 'bout my soul with me?
I'll whip up some fancy code insultin' you
I'll always outtalk you cuz I'm real coo'
And you're a Jew
Have you seen my website?
Then you'll delight
To know I only got five members an'
If you signed up (even if you spammed my forums and flooded my Hotmail account) I (still) wouldn't be able to afford to let you go
Yo
You know what I'm sayin'?
Peace out.

---
~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

stupid kids...

---
=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

quote:

---

now however hard you are,
i am harder.

---

It is time for funky fire boo-hole plugging.

---
What others say about boorite!

1st of all :

TO OBI JO [ = DOG FUCKER IN GERMAN ]

!!! what a list of crap !!!

also, i am cornmeal for about 6-7 years now, so FUCK YOU, BETSY ROSS, FUCK YOU
FUCK LANGSTON HUGHES, TOO

gabe_billings aka cornmeal aka

whoever_fucks_with_us_gets_their_apartments_cleaned
_real_cheap_and_sometimes_we_cook_you_sausages_
too_but_we_dont_do_windows

THIS IS SERIOUS QUALITY / IN MY TOP 5 LIST OF POSTS ON THIS SITE !!!

also :

sit back and relax,
feel the FX
floating at you,
like dope
you can cope
with,
don't diss-
respect the background noise,
created by my voice,
keep playing with your toys,
you don't have no choice,
but unwind -
keep the stress of your mind,
find
the magical source,
i'm talking of course
about the dodgy tobacco,
with's gonna smack you
up, dub, ain't drinking in no pub,
what's up ?
(are) you allright ?
you might
rather miss the next round,
cause you don't wanna be found
so stoned, boned, disowned,
known as a dip-stick,
thick as a brick,
there's no trick
for how to kick
the habbit,
hobbit,
a hibb habb hobbit...

got it ???
sod it !!!

(i've got fucking doc-files with my rhymes if ya wanna moe)

SCROE !!!

---
=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

Usually when people quit, they don't come back.

Usually when i hit people, they don't stand up.

---
=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=