I always wondered if Benn_Makk truly could not speak English well, or if he was just being an ass.

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I believe he has his hands around our collective stem and he is giving it repeated tugs.

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Really? I just figured he was dumber than a bag of hammers.

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Now orbiting Planet Dumb...

Yep; we're definitely approaching the "bag of hammers" end of the intellectual continuum.

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Okay, if his books are purchasable online in pdf form, WHERE? What website do I go to? What email address do I send correspondence to? He isn't even listed on www.google.de, so I'm thinking if you want to expose us to the brilliance of this particular auteur, you'd best cough up a link already.

I mean, sheesh. I have no idea who you are, and I'd like to see a bear repeatedly violate you with its tumescence, eventually crushing your internal organs while it pumps gallons of semen into your chest cavity.

Well, okay, I wouldn't want to see that. But I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

Okay, if his books are purchasable online in pdf form, WHERE? What website do I go to? What email address do I send correspondence to? He isn't even listed on www.google.de, so I'm thinking if you want to expose us to the brilliance of this particular auteur, you'd best cough up a link already.

I mean, sheesh. I have no idea who you are, and I'd like to see a bear repeatedly violate you with its tumescence, eventually crushing your internal organs while it pumps gallons of semen into your chest cavity.

Well, okay, I wouldn't want to see that. But I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

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for example you can contact somebody who will contact him by writing to JS_SBG@yahoo.com

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Yeah right...

You know my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this kid who's going with a girl who saw Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz pass out at 31 Flavors last night. He must be a great writer!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

well, honey.

that's the e-mail adress i use when i want to get his work.

it normally takes 2-5 days...

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I just wish Benn's comics were funny. At least then we could get a laugh out of his insults. But no, he just sucks. Benn_makk, for the love of anything, stop with the sucking.

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BOTH!

BTW, I love insult comics as much as the next person --- if they are funny. But BenN_MakKing_OWt_With_MESeLF couldn't make a funny insult comic if his mommy stopped sucking him long enough to show him how.

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LOts of talking about being funny..
but no comics

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Or you could just ask right here and I'd be happy to send you a sample or two.

Did you know my name means beautiful ketchup in German? It's true!

It took sub long enough to think that one up.

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The old adage variety is the spice of life is often true. Too bad some do not know this with regards to creating strips.
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Oh, come on, that can't be sub. Look, everything's spelled correctly.

I assure you, I'm the real deal. Here's an excerpt from my newest work entitled Great Things Come in Small Packages Except of Course for Dump Trucks.

[i]
why have i been brought here?

what is my purpose?

am i my own person? or am i just a tiny piece of some great cosmic puzzle?

seriously, what the hell is up? i'm like, totally lost man.

yesterday i spent four hours out behind the doughnut shop hoping i'd score the day olds. no dice.

but seriously...

what is my main function on this planet of ours?

tell me, please.

because, i, uh, want to know. and stuff

ich mag Ziegekugeln saugen
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Schoenheinz, 2002

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The point is that the comics we DO make are FUNNY. Furthermore, not all of our comics are homophobic.

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BY the way dildos are neither homosexual or HEterosexual. THey are just ALL FUN

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Wait a second. You ruined your cover. Now we know you are just a fucking moron. You used coherent english sentences.

Dildos are not homosexual, you are right on that one. However, once you start sticking them up GUYS asses, they are a homosexual toy. You are such a fucking idiot. I have not seen a comic of yours in which a WOMAN takes a dildo in her pussy. You fucking dick.

PS- You fucking suck.

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