I always wondered if Benn_Makk truly could not speak English well, or if he was just being an ass.

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I believe he has his hands around our collective stem and he is giving it repeated tugs.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Really? I just figured he was dumber than a bag of hammers.

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clark!!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

who is?? itsclark!! HA HA HA ha ha HA HA HA OH hee hee HA HA oh HA HA HA Hee hee SPlit open your rectum with this dildo  ok

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Now orbiting Planet Dumb...

Yep; we're definitely approaching the "bag of hammers" end of the intellectual continuum.

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Okay, if his books are purchasable online in pdf form, WHERE? What website do I go to? What email address do I send correspondence to? He isn't even listed on www.google.de, so I'm thinking if you want to expose us to the brilliance of this particular auteur, you'd best cough up a link already.

I mean, sheesh. I have no idea who you are, and I'd like to see a bear repeatedly violate you with its tumescence, eventually crushing your internal organs while it pumps gallons of semen into your chest cavity.

Well, okay, I wouldn't want to see that. But I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

Okay, if his books are purchasable online in pdf form, WHERE? What website do I go to? What email address do I send correspondence to? He isn't even listed on www.google.de, so I'm thinking if you want to expose us to the brilliance of this particular auteur, you'd best cough up a link already.

I mean, sheesh. I have no idea who you are, and I'd like to see a bear repeatedly violate you with its tumescence, eventually crushing your internal organs while it pumps gallons of semen into your chest cavity.

Well, okay, I wouldn't want to see that. But I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

clark part TWo by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

SOB why dad why did you touch me like that...SOB..WHy..oh why.. SNIFF oh god WHY click Son what's all that noise in here? What are you doing? N-N-Nothing! I'm cleaning up my room!! Just cleaning!!

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for example you can contact somebody who will contact him by writing to JS_SBG@yahoo.com

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Yeah right...

You know my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this kid who's going with a girl who saw Johannes Leo Egon Schoenheinz pass out at 31 Flavors last night. He must be a great writer!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

well, honey.

that's the e-mail adress i use when i want to get his work.

it normally takes 2-5 days...

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I just wish Benn's comics were funny. At least then we could get a laugh out of his insults. But no, he just sucks. Benn_makk, for the love of anything, stop with the sucking.

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PUnkrocking in LEbannon!!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

POUND POUND POUND WUMP WUMP POUND POUND WUMP POUND POUND WUMP THUMP POUND WHat that sound? The game!! THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA WUMP POUND POUND WUMP CRACK WUMP POUND WUMP WUMP THUMP POUND WUMP POUND GAme? Lebanese men tie punkrockska boy to chair, one of them start fucking in the ass. MAke bets on how long it takes for them to slide to wall, start bonking punkrock boy's head against it!! BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK "Twenty dolla! Twenty dolla!!"

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BOTH!

BTW, I love insult comics as much as the next person --- if they are funny. But BenN_MakKing_OWt_With_MESeLF couldn't make a funny insult comic if his mommy stopped sucking him long enough to show him how.

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LOts of talking about being funny..
but no comics

SMArmulus speed RACER!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

PLEASE huff pant SMarulus, can I take the chair race no more!! PLease let the big sweaty LEbanese men gallop inside your butt and not mine for the while!! pant pant Fine fine LATER THought you liked the game?? Why you send SMarmulus instead?? TOnight is double up. THey play the chair race backwards and fuck you in the mouth instead. FUMP "HURLK" FUMP "HA-ACK" FUMP "GAG" FUMP "GURLK" FUMP "GUCK" FUMP "GACK" FUMP "HKK" FUMP "UNG" FUMP "AACK" FUMP "RRK" FUMP "HUK" FUMP "AA" FUMP "UK" FUMP "GLLA" FUMP "GURK" FUMP "AAAAaa" WHat happens if he dies first? I WIn the 20 dollars.

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Or you could just ask right here and I'd be happy to send you a sample or two.

Did you know my name means beautiful ketchup in German? It's true!

It took sub long enough to think that one up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The old adage variety is the spice of life is often true. Too bad some do not know this with regards to creating strips.

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Oh, come on, that can't be sub. Look, everything's spelled correctly.

I assure you, I'm the real deal. Here's an excerpt from my newest work entitled Great Things Come in Small Packages Except of Course for Dump Trucks.

[i]
why have i been brought here?

what is my purpose?

am i my own person? or am i just a tiny piece of some great cosmic puzzle?

seriously, what the hell is up? i'm like, totally lost man.

yesterday i spent four hours out behind the doughnut shop hoping i'd score the day olds. no dice.

but seriously...

what is my main function on this planet of ours?

tell me, please.

because, i, uh, want to know. and stuff

ich mag Ziegekugeln saugen
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Schoenheinz, 2002

quote:

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LOts of talking about being funny..
but no comics [/comic]

The point is that the comics we DO make are FUNNY. Furthermore, not all of our comics are homophobic.

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THe mountain camper by BeNN_MaKK 10-01-02

SMarmulus, our gay love is a beautiful, natural thing that should not be mocked! YEs punkrockskaboy!! The way your back glistens with sweat when I am mounting you is like a majestic desert flower, glistening the dew after the rare seasonal rain SO you are not ashamed of our butt explorations or the orgies with the house full of LEbanese nationals?? NO!! Of course the not. WHy are you thinking that? I JUst get insecure sometimes. About my manhood and you know other things YOur bottom will always be the sleeping bag to my tired mountain camper

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BY the way dildos are neither homosexual or HEterosexual. THey are just ALL FUN

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Wait a second. You ruined your cover. Now we know you are just a fucking moron. You used coherent english sentences.

Dildos are not homosexual, you are right on that one. However, once you start sticking them up GUYS asses, they are a homosexual toy. You are such a fucking idiot. I have not seen a comic of yours in which a WOMAN takes a dildo in her pussy. You fucking dick.

PS- You fucking suck.

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