I am not making the comics LongDong is making he is just writing them to look like mine. I don't attack anyone who doesn't provoke me.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

You suck.

you do not own the copyright on my humorous style benn makk you jokester

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

CC145 At the party by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

Great party! Thank you. I am glad you could come. There is someone knocking at the door. I will answer it there is room for plenty more. Who is it? Who goes there? Breast cancer.

Also a recent medical report just found that self-exams for breast cancer lumps is almost all but completely ineffective. They are still fun to ask your significant other to do but if he or she reads medical journals they might catch on to your ruse. Please get routine mammograms especially if you have a family history of breast cancer.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

No but I think Space Moose might. If you want to fight with me do it in the approproate forum I know it's fun but this is for people trying to participate in the contest.

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but im not fighting im spreading the love

why are you going out of character benn makk?????

is it because you are afraid of change????? do you piss your pants when your history teacher starts up about the industrial revolution?????!!!!!

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Shut up.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC145: The lighter side of Breast Cancer by lara7 10-05-02

Darling, I have some bad news. The cancer came back and has spread. I have to get a masectomy. Oh my God! But you'll be okay after that, right? Most likely. But I'll have to get used to be lopsided. You'll still love me if I have only one breast, won't you? Of course! Hey wait a minute-- You won't be needing your old bras anymore! Can I have them for my dress-up games?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Without Warning #34 - CC145 Vigilance by Mack_J 10-05-02

Staring at my chest for half an hour does not constitute "Breast Cancer Awareness." Says you!

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

Soap Operas after the apocalypse by mikeweeney 10-05-02

Today on "As the World Burns" : Kyle tells Sheradan that he's leaving her because she has breast cancer. But it's not my fault!! I was able to look past how the bomb blew off every piece of flesh from your arms and legs, and your hideous facial disfigurement, but you can't look past this? Hey, at least I waited to see if the radiation from the blast would cure you. Now that it hasn't, I'm leaving you for Kelly. At least with her I won't be afraid of it falling off in my hand. OOOh, I just HATE that Kyle Chambers so much. He is so insensitive! I hope that bitch Kelly that he's running off to finds out what an asshole he is! Oh I KNOW, if I could just get my hands around his flesh-less little neck...

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Hmmm... so this comic doesn't have much to do with awareness, but it does have breast cancer in it... that's enough right?

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

The Lady has Her Hands Full by Spankling 10-05-02

grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope Jesus! Finally done for another month! What do flat chested women do with all the free time THEY have between self-exams?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

One lump or two? by TheElPaso 10-05-02

Whaddya mean, I have breast cancer? Well, Ann, last week when we skipped school to have foreplay when I was groping your breasts, I noticed a lump. Oh, well thanks for telling me. What is it, son? Mom has breast cancer!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC145 Walk for the cure by BeNN_MaKK 10-05-02

Why do I let you always talk me into doing these stupid charity walks. Come on you are helping out! It is for breast cancer! I kind of wanted to take in a matinee today. Fine. I will walk for the cure by myself. Later.. Robert Smith? You found me!! The walks OVER!! Play again NEXT YEAR!

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FABULOUS TREASURE

Because this is after BeNN_MaKK's comic
my comic will seem hilarious.

CC 145: asian girl cancer by boinky33 10-05-02

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS IT? I have lumps on my breasts! Those are your nipples, moron! NO! There's an extra 4th one!

Well, with all the Benn_Makk bashing, I would just like to say that I enjoyed his strip cc145-homecoming. While most of his stuff makes me want to burn my eyes, that one actually made me laugh out loud. So I say, good job! Stop making crap!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Yeah, it's his best one, but it's still pretty crappy.

Public Service Announcement #3 by israphael 10-06-02

Hello. I'd like to take a little break from mirth-making to talk to you about a serious topic, breast cancer. Every year, 200,000 new cases of breast cancer are diagnosed. So let's protect all breasts, whether they are the small perky ones of teenagers, mature ones that fit comfortably in the palm of your hand. or humongous bouncy tits that make you want to grab on, squeeze, and yell, "Yo soy el capitan de este barco!" We interrupt this announcement to apologize for its poor quality and taste. We now return you to a comic strip, already in progress. RAAAAAAR! Not again.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Thats my attempt. This is my first competition I've entered so if its crap, its cause Im a newbie. :)

Here is my next one:

Sex Ed by Spankling 10-06-02

HEY MOMMY! WHAT 'ER YOU DOIN'? JESUS! ... What has mommy said about knocking before you come in here? And please use your indoor voice. Sorry. Why is my teacher touching you like that? Oh... well. He is just helping mommy with her monthly exam. I'll tell you more about it when you start developing breasts. Now run along. That was close. But while she's on our minds, can I assume you'll let the little idiot get an "A" this year? Only if I start getting one right now. Turn around and bend over.

And just for fun here is Lapshark's:

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 145: I'd Be Satisfied If He Could Even Spell It by BigEvilDan 10-06-02

...and I promise to do everything I can in the fight against breast cancer. Just as soon as I can figure out how to bomb it.

CC 145: Science Marches On by BigEvilDan 10-06-02

What are you working on, master? Just a project for breast cancer awareness month. Ah, I see. It's nice that you're working on something constructive like a cure. Cure? No, I gave breast cancer self-awareness, just like the month says. It's a mouthy little bastard, too. *sigh* This isn't going to be another black history month, is it master? Thanks for reminding me, Igor. We need to go hose down the Martin Luther King zombie.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC145: One Breast Awareness Month Day... by Photcron 10-06-02

Let me check those for you. *gasp*

Not bad, but I would've preferred someone else instead of crabby to be in it. I mean, the poor man has a baby in his arms!

Or is it a ferret? It looks kind of like a ferret.

sub_m7 Helps Out by BigEvilDan 10-06-02

How would you like to come to my party? It's a breast cancer awareness party. Free exams for everyone! I think I'd rather take my chances with the cancer.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC145: A Community Service Announcement by bonwag 10-06-02

Be sure to examine your beast for cancer every month. Early detection saves lives. I'm sorry. I think we might need to re-work this premise slightly.

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exit, pursued by a bear

CC 145: Splat-ogram by Scyess 10-06-02

Don't be nervous. Mamograms are just a routine way of checking for breast cancer. I'm not nervous, but this plate is cold... and what's that plate above for? ***~~SMASH!!~~*** Don't forget your bra on the way out. Keep it. I think now a manilla folder might fit better.

CC 145: In a Subjunctive Mood by Scyess 10-06-02

If I had to be any kind of cancer, I'd definitely want to be breast cancer. You insensitive bastard! Do you have any idea how many women die of breast cancer each year? No. Do you? Uh, no, not really. ...you were saying? ...and if I had to be a pasta, I'd be the pasta shaped like breasts.

CC 145: Different Strokes by Scyess 10-07-02

Okay, doc... I'm ready. How are my test results looking? Great! *whew!* That's a relief! I'll say; you have breast cancer out the wazoo and will need years of surgery and therapy just to stay alive! What the fuck is so "great" about that? Well, you're fully insured and I've always wanted a Ferrari.

CC 145: Domestic Life by Scyess 10-07-02

Honey, would you love me just as much if I had to have my breast removed to save my life? No. That wasn't really the answer I was looking for. You're blocking the TV.

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"Old" is the old new.