Obviously no I don't think he is going away.

I believe my client might accept this plea bargain in exchange for getting his sub_m7 accounts back:

Sub_m7 a.k.a. D_colon a.k.a. Johannes a.k.a. clone77 would agree to use only one (1) account on the SC forum (sub_m7). In addition any of his posts that are intentionally inflammatory will be started in the Fights Go Here section. Also in said section, sub_m7 will not start excessive new posts, recognizing that he is using a free service provided by stripcreator, and making it difficult to the system operator and other users. Most importantly sub_m7 should recognize that even though it is a fighting forum, making threats to hack other users, damage the site, or serious-sounding threats to do damage to an individual are not appropriate. The stripcreator community must also recognize that sub_m7 will occasionally post to other threads in other forums without malicious intent, and by immediately responding with a provocation against my client only aggravates the situation. sub_m7 must forthwith stop making allusions to finding people's IP addresses and otherwise being belligerent in public chat rooms.

I await the court-appointed prosecution's response.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

meh.

Say, I'm openly and unapologetically prejudiced against jackasses. That shouldn't keep me from serving on the jury, should it?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

ARE YOU PREJUDICED AGAINST BEING THROWN IN MAGGOT-RIDDEN DUNGEOUN???? GUARDS!!!!!!!

EVIL_D MOST HONORABLE JUDGE-SON IS NOT PREJUDICED AGINST YOU BEING THROWN IN STINKING PIT AND ALSO SERVING ON JURY!!! IT IS SO.

u_u

THE COURT MUST APPOINT A PROSECUTOR IF NONE ARE COMING FORTH!!! WHERE IS MY GONG????

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FABULOUS TREASURE

HERE IS OUR FULL COURT!!! MAY OUR ANCESTORS GRANT US SWIFT JUSTICE!!!

MOST HONORABLE JURY-SON:

BOORITE (HEAD JUROR)
AKIRAJIM
GABE BILLINGS
KAJUN FIREFLY
EVIL_D (DECIDING REMOTELY FROM STINKING PIT)
KRAMER_VS_KRAMER
DCOMPOSED
SPANKLING
LADYJDOTNET
KAUFMAN
BIG EVIL DAN
DREXLE

COURT CONCUBINE:

BOINKY33

PROSECUTOR:

VICHYSSOISEGIRL

DEFENSE:

MAKK_BENN (WITHOUT HONOR)

PROSECUTOR PLEASE ANSWER PLEA BARGAIN REQUEST!!!

IMAGINE THE GONG OF AGES SOUNDING NOW

u_u

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*lol*

It's funny because the punchline wasn't funny, which was unexpected.

Sorry. It looks like there isn't going to be a trial. Johannes made a deal and got off with buying me ice cream.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

Your honor this is a clear miscarriage of justice. I want ice cream too.

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SO BE IT!!!

(RINGING OF THE GONG)

COURT IS IN RECESS!!!! ICE CREAM FOR EVERYBODY!!!! THE JUDGE HAS SPOKEN.

u_u

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I believe my client might accept this plea bargain in exchange for getting his sub_m7 accounts back:

Sub_m7 a.k.a. D_colon a.k.a. Johannes a.k.a. clone77 would agree to use only one (1) account on the SC forum (sub_m7). In addition any of his posts that are intentionally inflammatory will be started in the Fights Go Here section. Also in said section, sub_m7 will not start excessive new posts, recognizing that he is using a free service provided by stripcreator, and making it difficult to the system operator and other users. Most importantly sub_m7 should recognize that even though it is a fighting forum, making threats to hack other users, damage the site, or serious-sounding threats to do damage to an individual are not appropriate. The stripcreator community must also recognize that sub_m7 will occasionally post to other threads in other forums without malicious intent, and by immediately responding with a provocation against my client only aggravates the situation. sub_m7 must forthwith stop making allusions to finding people's IP addresses and otherwise being belligerent in public chat rooms.

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FAGS EAT LOW CARB ICE CREAM!!

(RINGING OF THE GONG)

I SAY IT IS AND IT IS SO

u_u

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OK, but can I have some anyway?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yay! Ice cream!

I want goth flavored.

OK, but can I have some anyway?

No ice cream for you, Mr. Atkins. You can have a yummy sugar free lolly instead.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

This is better than the ending of It's a Wonderful Life. The only thing that could make it better is if Johannes and I got married.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

I want to try out for assistant DA...

Has it occurred to the defendant that intentionally posting one's password for a personal account on a web forum full of strangers is even more lame-brained than accidentally posting the password? Is it surprising that once posted, the password was used and changed and thus lost to the defendant, particularly after the defendant threatened several users?

Answering with "I don't care about those accounts anyway," as the defendant has previously suggested, would be a blatant lie since the defendant has repeatedly demanded that access be returned to him.

[list]
[*]"i want all of my accounts back!!! (do you understand???)"
[*]"i need the sub_m7@yahoo.com password back OR forward every new incoming mail to JS_SBG@yahoo.com."
[*]"give me what is mine or i'll take what is yours..."
[*]"is this stuff not "personal"?? do you not know the law??...have you heard of EXTRADITION?? do you know what we do to people for doing things like this (to people who did not deserve it)"
[/list]

So it appears that the defendant cares about the accounts, despite prior claims to the contrary, and yet was either intentionally careless with them or made a mistake in posting the password and is now attempting to lie about the mistake. In either case, the defendant has clearly exhibited a lack of responsibility. One has to wonder why the court would trust such a person to act reasonably if access to the accounts were returned.

Care to cross-examine, defense counsel?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It looks like the accused is attempting to defend himself.

I've heard of some strange fetishes, but that's just fucked up.

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Care to cross-examine, defense counsel?

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Let's call that Exhibit B.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

wirthling you of course understand the defense attorney DEFENDS sub. Maybe what you meant is that you wanted to be on the prosecution's team.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

DA actually stands for district attorney, which is in fact the person doing the prosecuting.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My bad! Why don't you just be the entire prosecution team wirthling.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Objection! Nobody's throwing slabs of meat at their opponent! I call a mistrial.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Nah. I will gladly throw the switch if it comes to that, though.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."