Witness!

[00:32] youre right i will stop prvt messaging brad for cyber now
[00:33] .msg makk I chumming in your mouth.
[00:33] wrong window dude
[00:33] Damn.
[00:33] how are we gonna cover this up
[00:33] Smear campaign against you.
[00:33] sweet
[00:33] no wait

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

It's not IRC, but it does illustrate that DexX is still alive:

deXXXer: Did you hear what Rick McCallum, exectuive producer (or something like that) of the Star Wars franchise, said about online file sharing, specifically of movies?
umbcref: nope
deXXXer: Warning: Gross hyperbole ahead...
umbcref: huzzah
deXXXer: File sharers are essentially terrorists, and the fight against online file sharing and movie piracy is just as important as the War on Terror. Online file sharing is going to destroy the movie industry within three years if nothing is done, just as it is single-handedly responsible for a 50% drop in music indutry profits in recent years.
deXXXer: I'm not making any of this up. He actually said all of this with a straight face.
umbcref: cool
umbcref: let's download bruce springsteen and bomb the Sears Tower
deXXXer: linkage
deXXXer: Hilarious reading.
umbcref: what do you expect from a hollywood moron eating $19 hamburgers in a 1/2 acre office?
deXXXer: I think these comments are a late dark horse entry in the "Dumbest Public Comment of 2002" awards.
umbcref: he also thinks incompetent dry cleaning is an act of terror
umbcref: also, unripe avocados
umbcref: I think it's terrorism when the parking valet scratches my paint
deXXXer: *laugh*
deXXXer: Fucking muslim valets!!!
umbcref: allah hu akbar (scratch scratch)
deXXXer: Infidel! I undercook your Spanish omelette and leave it slightly watery!!!
deXXXer: Ah great Allah! I have struck back at the unbeliever by putting cow's milk in his soyacino...
umbcref: hahaha
umbcref: next, we will strike at his exercise club
umbcref: we will not towel off the machines after sweating on them!
deXXXer: We shall give him a dirty, sweaty towel instead of a clean one as he emerges from the sauna, and then the godless AMericans will be destroyed!!!
umbcref: *ululates*

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hahahaha. goddamn that was funny

if dexX were still on stripcreator, I'd have expected him to say his characteristic "There's a comic in this!" and gone on to make a series about it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

he also went to #stripcreator and said that.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i liked this:

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[02:45] I'm should sleep.
[02:46] I'm?
[02:46] proof of your need for sleep
[02:46] At least I used the '.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm gonna go see Harry Potter tonight.
*selby congratulates Gabe
We were gonna go at 9:45 but the first six shows were sold out.
ha!
Fucking kids.
ah
Do you have a date with a preschooler?
No.
the new one is out?
She's a sophisticated older woman.
She's in third grade.
Hahaha.
I want my baby pic back. Now.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

* Sseycs changes topic to 'Gammorah'
That's just sick and disgusting.
People should stop commiting Gammorahisms.
Gammoragasms will send you straight to hell.
They couldn't pay me enough to be a Gammorahtician in the Morgue.
The Gammorahites are just pissed that everyone remembers Sodom more because of that act they had named after themselves.
No one ever commits "Gamorry"
No, they don't...
Gammorahns want to put a Gammorahtorium on the use of the word Sodomy.
Gammo a break.
Okay, I shouldn't even have bothered with that one.
It sounds almost like wrestling hold.
"I'm gonna slap the Gammoratorium on you."
It's a no holes barred match.
* Sseycs winces.
* Sseycs 's brain breaks.

What the fuck! If some hack kept harassing my boss, I wouldn't go and join a fucking demonstration against it! I'd encourage it! Especially if my boss was Lucas! I think a certain fat beardie illiterate fuck needs to stop eating so many pies and being such a fucking fascist.

I'd like to go to Lucas's house, shove a Jar Jar toy up his kids' arses, and say "This is what your daddy does. Do you like it?" Except he doesn't have kids because no one would have sex with him.

You're half wrong. He's got three kids, but they're all adopted. And he had a really big crush on Linda Rondstat. How's that for worthless trivia?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

He was dating Linda Rondstat, I think. But she didn't want to get married.

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www.bradsucks.net

ahh, lucas is okay.

least he's not putting that worthless tosser ben and his overplayed mammazita j-lo in any of his movies, like that newly inducted member of Hollywood fuckwits, kevin smith...

sad, really... how the mighty have fallen...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Strong, stupid, silent type + mouthy bitch with big tits + shit blows up a lot = blockbuster.
Why fret over art when there's money to be made?
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I couldn't be any more hungry.
I think my stomache is trying to digest itself.
Let it.
That'd just suck.
if I ate someone elses stomache, would I be able to digest it?
Sure.
You can see other people's eyes.
true
but, can you hear other people's ears?
Probably if you eat them.
You can't smell your own eye-lids.
my cat sniffs my eyelids when it climbs onto my bed to tell if I'm awake or not.
they must smell different when I'm sleeping.
it can tell when I'm just pretending to be asleep.
That's pretty weird.
I'm allergic, so cats don't get near my eyelids.
At least when I'm awake, I guess. Maybe they sneak in.
maybe it's like cocaine or something
that sleep shit you get round the eyes.
maybe it is trying to eat your eyes when you are asleep
maybe it's trying to eat YOUR eyes, jackass.
im just saying that the pet you love and trust may be trying to eat your
precious organs of sight
dont get so defensive
but your cat is definitely trying to bite into your eyes and pull them out
of your head
right
sniff. . .. sniff sniff .. . . . . sniff .. . . sniff sniff sniff sniff . . . . sniff... BIT
E
maybe I shouldn't have burried her in that Pet Semetary.
i wish domesticated animals would turn on their masters more
I've never been turned on by my pets.
Honest.
i wonder if eyes taste like olives
that would be delicious
why not just eat olives then?
i wonder if i should go to the olive cart in the store before i get too wo
rked up
it'd be less illegal.
yeah thats what i was thinking
still...

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Dad was flammable

(punkrockskaboy) hey tobor
(Tobor) What?
(punkrockskaboy) whataya do all day when no one is here?
(Tobor) Bake gingerbread men.
(Tobor) Then cornhole them.
(punkrockskaboy) wow....
(punkrockskaboy) fun stuff..
(punkrockskaboy) *steps away slowly*

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I want to be a princess.
Did I type that?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

andydougan: This IRC thing blows goats.
andydougan: GOATS.
boorite: handsome goats?
andydougan: No.
andydougan: Really rank ones.
boorite: jeez.
boorite: that's not good.

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andydougan: This IRC thing blows goats.
andydougan: GOATS.
boorite: handsome goats?
andydougan: No.
andydougan: Really rank ones.
boorite: jeez.
boorite: that's not good.

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What did you guys do after I left?

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I want a bird to fly in the window and drop lunch on my desk.
Ew.

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f u

oh my god fucking turn on cnn
the japanese are attacking
oh wait this is the history channel

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Dad was flammable

A phrase I have never ever heard even once on the History Channel: "Belgian forces."

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my balls.
are in pain.
I'll rub yours.
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You guys need some privacy.
* dcom rubs boinky's balls.
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lots

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Geez, what's the world coming to?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)