I'm sorry to butt in here, but may we get back to how Mr. Jackson smells like asparagus piss?
And not just cause he gleefully dangles infants above certain death.
I know there's lots of reasons I distrust and dislike Mikey, but due to alcohol induced brain damage, I can't quiter remember those reasons... someone please help...
Why is that so funny to me? Maybe it's because there's something very disturbing about the thought of my urine taking on such a distinct odor after eating too much asparagus.
Not only that, if my urine DID smell like asparagus, would the odor remind me of Michael Jackson?
Micheal Jackson is the funniest dude in the news today. First there was the sony-isn't-promoting-my-crap-music charade, then the court forcing him to take his mask of(kinda like darth vader), and now this. I swear, he's the next Will Wheaton of the internet, only better.