It's a running gag, dangit! I'm gonna make you conform whether you like it or not:

My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

my vagina can play the flute. Is that too far?

My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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I knew that Brad was really powerful, but I didn't know his poo could send e-mail.
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My pee can mow the lawn.
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My semen can style my hair.
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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.
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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.
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My mucus can clog up my throat.
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My belly button lint can sing opera.
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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.
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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.
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My sweat can bake cookies.
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So can mine.
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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.
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My kidneys can be donated.
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My vagina can play the flute.
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My penis can defeat all enemies.
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My Medula Oblongota is embued with the power of Satan, AND can hum the entire melody of Ravel's "Bolero".

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

What? My medula oblongota's strange magickal powers not good enough for ya'? don't make me whip out jools' penis on you...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My nuts stink.

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My nuts stink.

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My underarms can demoralize nations.

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I has a flavor!

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My nuts stink.

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My underarms can demoralize nations.

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My pubic hair can roller skate.

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My penis can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My nuts stink.

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My underarms can demoralize nations.

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My pubic hair can roller skate.

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My beard can breakdance.

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I has a flavor!

Brad's bandwidth bills pay themselves. Wait... that's not true.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It would be if he'd use automatic bill paying.

In honor of bedlam's account banning, I've preserved his greatest achievement here:

[Click to view comic: 'Archaeological Preservation Society']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I think we're seeing the formation of a new sub-genre here...

Bedlamesque

"His work is so foul, I'd be inclined to call it Bedlamesque."

or maybe mega_h8 noire?

"His style is derivative of Ivan Brunetti, yet lacks that author's wit and intelligence. It's très mega_h8 noirish, doncha' think, poodles?"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

... Something along these lines
[Click to view comic: 'mY aWESOME bALL sACK pRESENTS:']...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That seemed almost fuckesque.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

is this bedlamesque [Click to view comic: 'Candy']

No, it's just both pointless and shit.

I think MorningGlory is using this as a way to vent the trollish urges that drive people to post images off rotten.com, insult brad and post their geocities password.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

dunno if this has been said before by anyone as i cant be arsed to read the drivle

my curiosity is this: bedlam and mega_h8 if you dislike the people here so much then why do you stick around?

instead of bithing about what is wrong with the way people are here and what pisses you off so much and then attempting to make some sort of change to the way people are around here, how about you search around for a place that doesnt piss you off so much and stay there instead?

and if im grossly misjudging you and youre acually sticking around cuz you enjoy this then why the bitching?

here ends my involvement in this whole troll/newbies/regulars type thing

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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That shape is giving me wet dreams.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*In best Blair Witch Voice* I'm s-s-s-ooo scared.

*Runs away yelling "AHHH!!" Like Home Alone*

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

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The bottom line, however, is that this isn't a democracy. Like it or not, it's a dictatorship. Luckily Brad is a pretty friendly guy, and he rarely sticks his nose into all the crap that's floating around on his site. But it's his. He pays for the server and all the bandwidth, and that pretty much gives him the right to do whatever the fuck he wants.

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A bit late to comment, but this whole thing was never about whether you could say whatever you wanted on sc. It was about two fellas who were acting like jerks-- and thought they were in the right for doing it.

mega_h8 plugged his comics. fuzzyman said "Um... keep trying" (not like he said "fuck you fuck you eat shit and die"), and mega came back at him with insults. Show some civility, people.

Yes, and then you, Boinky and Jools dragged the whole thing out by feeling the need to reply to ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE of the guy's posts.