Ramma X! I have a new rule to live by. Thank you. (Insult the judge, not dance with transexuals.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Is there some reason you can't do both?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Is there some reason you can't do both?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You will all be crushed.

And damn you, Vid. I'd hoped to not have entered a contest, but look at me now. A plague on all your houses! YESH!

CC 37: Dogs + Glue = KOMEDY! by DH-01 6-16-01

... okay, I'll admit, gluing all the dogs we offered to walk to their owner's cars was a stroke of genius, Fuxxxor. I'vE nEvEr sEEn A brEEdEr cry sO hArd bEfOrE. Ah, I fEEl cOmplEtE.

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Needs more sodomy.

Hrm.

CC 37: Damn my lack of clarity by NeoVid 6-16-01

Dammit, I only said "dialogue" when I should have said "text." This is your fault, isn't it? Yes! You will never escape the vengeance of Miss Interpretation!

But I'm not going to disqualify anyone, since you followed the rules I actually gave you.

And Ranma X, if you enter more than once, you have to designate just one strip as your actual entry.

Oh yeah, and remind me to smack you. A lot.

DH, you know that now that you've entered, there's a chance you'll win and have to work on the next contest, right, Neon Green Slackass? :)

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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And Ranma X, if you enter more than once, you have to designate just one strip as your actual entry.

Oh yeah, and remind me to smack you. A lot.

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I'm pretty sure that canuck bastard Bung Weevil Dave has this contest in the bag, but here's mine anyway...

CC 37 - The horror, the horror... by wirthling 6-17-01

This will be the first appearance on national television for our next guests. Please give a warm welcome to the Smoking Manholes! Tonight, the Smoking Manholes will be performing their a cappella rendition of Yoko Ono's "Don't Worry Kyoko"!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I just wanted to say that wirthling's strip "The Evolution Of Michael Jackson" is the funniest fucking thing I've read here in weeks.

Thanks,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The evolution of Michael Jackson... by wirthling 6-06-01

Michael Jackson in 1981... Ben, the two of us need look no more. Hyee ee hee! Michael Jackson in 1991... You know I'm bad, I'm bad! You know it! Hyee ee hee! Michael Jackson in 2001... Skreeecfllk grakkh kryeeeeee! Hyee ee hee!

I just want to say that wirthling blows goats.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I just wanted to say that I do get a reasonable amount of satifaction in watching all of the sayings that I came up with initially being used on here by almost everybody.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wow... My very first contest. Hope it doesn't suck *too* badly.

CC 37: Cruel Mistress by Drexle 6-18-01

...And the poor fool's still waiting for his "Erotic Torture!" You know, as I discover more and more about you, I can't quite decide if I like you more or less.

Is it just me, or is "ObiJean" code for "O.B./GYN?"

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What others say about boorite!

CC37: Conservative Compassionatism by boorite 6-18-01

I knew Bush shouldn't join Habitat for Humanity. Don't worry. He didn't hit anything vital.

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What others say about boorite!

I could just pretend I was being clever and thought that, but no. Just needed a chick's name that started with J.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I vote for Boorite! Oh, that's right. The other contest is the clusterfuck. We don't get to vote here.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 37: Waiting for Godot by Spankling 6-18-01

Fuck this. Yeah. Like I got all day.

I'll use this as my entry. I'm guessing it's only been done 863 times before.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I'll use this as my entry. I'm guessing it's only been done 863 times before.

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Damn you, boorite. I almost got a hernia laughing at that one...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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I just wanted to say that wirthling's strip "The Evolution Of Michael Jackson" is the funniest fucking thing I've read here in weeks.

Thanks,

bunner

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Thanks.

This just in from the goats... "More tongue, please."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

So far, I think I'd have to vote for Spankling's first one with the whore. If that one's not voteable, I'd have to go with Gabe's "Hide and Go Seek"

Oops, it's not voteable. Guess I'd go with Gabe's, then.

Hey! That's Gabe's job!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Judgement time, suckas.

Originally, since there were so many good entries in this one, I was considering pronouncing more than one person as winners, and then watching the debacle of their having to work together on the rules of the next contest... but I'm too lazy to do that.

Anyway, boorite, gabe, Dan and ObiJean were all damn funny, but one person here took advantage of my weakness for self-referential humor, and netted himself a totally unexpected win:

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CC 37: If all else fails, insult the judge by Ranma_X. 6-16-01

At the local disco, NeoVid hits it off with a lady. So that's your dad that NeoVid 's dancing with? Yep, well used to be my 'dad' anyways.

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