Also, you're a racist. Note the "big lip" comment. On top of your complete lack of humor & talent AND your biggoted worldview, you couldn't spell if an English professor put a 9mm to your head. Do us all a favor and go put your toe on a trigger somewhere.

Manchester United are dickheads by duckass 12-13-02

My name is Luke Chadwick.. i am very funny but scare little kiddies My name is Phil Neville.. i live in a bin My name is Rio Ferdinand i have a big lip and i cant play well for Man Utd to save my life My name is roy keane and i am the kindest player in the premiership I am the teem coach alex ferguson - a stupid jock and tend too give my players a good workout on a rollercoaster too keep them fit My name is david beckham i am good at football but as thick as a piece of cotton... whoops.. i mean wool.. no no.. wood.

Racists make me want to vomit.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

What was all that about "not like the crap and swearing..." he was spewing?

The demise of the monkey fuckers by duckass 12-20-02

THE MONKEY FUCKERS - KERRANG, Tuesday 9pm HATE... WAR... SACRIFICE.... EAT MY MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT.. EAT MY MUTHAFUCKIN SHITT!!!! THE MONKEY SPANKERS - MTV 2 ROCKS, Wednesday 6pm SO I SAY GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND JUST FRIGGIN SHUT UP THE MONKEES 2 - POPWORLD, Thursday 4pm babyy.. yeh ooh hold me close.. now.. babyyy i needdd your lurrvee.. i think icould break down and cry..

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

HE ATE FIVE CHINCHILLAS? (going back to that comic)

"I'LL GET THE ROPE." (From the Salsa commercial)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Why is he a racist? Rio Ferdinand HAS a big lip. Is stating facts racist now?

Ahem

Anyway. Why did you feel the need to drag up a three week old thread?

Agreed.

Calm down, Max. You made five posts on the same thread in one day!

Uh, Devin.

I was just bored

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

No, boinky, for the last time, I will NOT be your gay bandit!

Yeah, Devi's spoken foor so STAY AWAY from my man!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Who the hell is Devi?

It's Devi->N<-'s evil twin, Grammatically Challenged Devi. His comics suck almost as bad as mine.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®