Has anyone ever heard of a New Jersey burger chain called White Rose System?

What the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like a code name for an artificial virus or something.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

To me it sounds like an Israeli comptuer network equipment manufacturer. White Rose Systems.

This kind of association may be a clue as to why I have no friends.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You must have friends in Isreal . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Or Yorkshire...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Are you sure this White Rose Systems isn't actually a front for some kind of FBI operation?

I'd tell you that, but I'd have to kill you.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Krystal started in Chattanooga, TN, and spread like kudzu (although less tastily) through the Southern US.

White Castle punches 5 holes in their "Slyders" burgers to hasten cooking time. Of course, this practice means that the consumer gets less "meat" per Slyder. While we're at it, the name Slyder doesn't sound too appealing to me: "Slydes down your throat like...."

My twin cousins said they saw neither Krystals nor Castles in California. They have the Jack-In-The-Box chain. They must be similar to the other two, plus you get to talk into a clown's mouth when you order via drive-through.

My Top 5 Fast Food Places:
Wendy's
Sonic
Hardee's
Arby's
Dairy Queen

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Just to make sure, you guys DO have McDonald's and Burger Kings over there, right? How about KFCs? Taco Bells? Nation's? Maybe not Nation's.

We've got: Burger King, McDonalds, Subway, Wimpy and that's about it. We also have numerous fish and chip shops and kebab shops. The wonders of eating "meat" kebabs smothered in chilli sauce on the way home from a night out in fair Glasgae.

My vegan girlfriend won't let me eat my bodyweight in red meat any more. (TB sheds a nostalgic tear)

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

*WHIKKK-CHHHHH!*

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

And that is the kind of thinking that keeps Arty a 22-year-old virgin.

Oh wait, that's me. Nevermind.

When I lived in Edinburgh, on my way back from a night out I absolutely had to have Chicken Pekora from this Turkish joint near my flat. It was an obsession, an addiction.

It sucked in a "chicken pekora is really fucking good" kind of way. :P

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

HARDEES IS THE FUCKING BEST. THE BEST I TELL YOU.

Too bad the schmucks on the East Coast haven't realized this and opened a chain out here yet.

MONSTER BURGER, MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I can't trust Hardee's. My sister got a bit of food poisoning from one of those places.

Anyone know why they call them Carl Jr.'s out on the West Coast?

Enjoy that Monster Burger...it only has 79 grams of FAT! Sometimes I have two Hardee's sausage biscuits for breakfast. Too bad I can't eat anything the rest of the day!

Dev, I went to their website and asked why some of them were called Carl's Jr. We'll see what they say.

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Hey, that's cheating!

Er, I mean, thanks, umf.

*WHIKKK-CHHHHH!*

Yep. I'm under the thumb. But at least I get sex and have a more balance diet.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

In my town we used to have a small restaurant (well more like a bistro) called McMunchies, needless to say some big corporation in the food industry (i'll let you guess which) decided that this was an infringement and got them closed down. So much for free enterprise.

Blarg! Carl's Junior is TERRIBLE! Their stupid Chili Burger sucks, and the giant six dollar burger or whatever looks like fecal matter. I'll stick to my Jack in the box and get E-coli instead of getting Botulism at Carl's Junior.
Anyway, as I now live in canada, and have for about 17 years of my life...I would like to know if there is any A&W anywhere else...There wasn't any in New Hampshire when I left. It's a pretty good restaraunt. They have awesome root beer, and they make this thing called a whistle dog that is top notch. So, is there any A&W's anywhere else besides Canada?

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Fucker

I didn't know a name could wear shorts. Amazing.

Give me that 79 grams of fat any day. Heavy on the mayo.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

KFC, Pizza Hut, Little Chef.

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Dad was flammable

Oh, man...Pizza Hut rules! I love the stuffed crust. I tried making it myself once. It turned out to be a dissapointment.

Apparantley cheese shrinks when you cook it..to about an eighth of its original size.

[sarcasm]Wow, that was brilliant. You are the funniest person in the world.[/sarcasm]

Fucker.

Anyway, speaking of funny, did anyone see Gilbert Godfrey imitating Jerry Seinfeld doing Shakespeare on TV?
Now that was funny! Unlike fucker over there...

Are ya happy now? I changed it!

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Fucker

Ha-ha, made ya look...errr..change it.

ass.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Okay, the "official" company line from Hardee's (aka Carl Karcher Enterprises, or CKE, Inc.) about why some restaurants are called Carl's Jr.:

"Thank you for your e-mail. We are owned by Carl Karcher Enterprises in Santa Barbara, California. They also own Carl's Jr. but we are not the same restaurant, we both have different menu options. Thank you."

No name or anything on the email, either. Since Kowalski mentioned that Carl's has a "Six-Dollar Burger," I'm assuming that the two share some menu items. Maybe Carl's Jr.s offer regional specialties?
Also for Kowalski, I have seen A & W restaurants, but I don't remember where. I suspect they're up North, too. They have Root Beer Floats and serve A&W. They must have a website.

I guess the CKE group bought out Hardee's a while ago and incorporated some elements into the already established Carl's Jr. Hardee's once bought out the Burger Chef chain if anyone remembers those. I think Burger Chef was around as late as '84-'85. There was one in my "hometown" (I don't really claim it since it's a shitty little 'burg, and I hate it, but it's the place I lived longest when I was growing up).

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A & W Restaurants

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